Episode ? (Series 2)where Anna has to go back to East Germany as her visa has expired.
They are putting ideas forward..
Giovanni starts "Come On Anna ; Letta ur hair down!!"
Ali quizzically looking at Anna's hair "How can she be letting her hair down , when it is not up??"
Giovanni says " ;Letta your down, means get everything offa da chest!!!"
Jamila gasps "You are want her to be takeing her clothes off??!!"
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I think their is an episode where for some reason the class get lost in a TV studio and stumble across a Russell Harty show being recorded.
Giovanni looks at him and says "AY, its a Micky Parkyson"
This would have been funny in the 70s as both had popular chat shows on rival channels.
GARLIC BREAD?
In the excellent episode (In my opinion the best) "No Flowers By Request"
Miss Courtney taking class asks Taro: "What would it signify if I said you were a dog in the manger?" Taro replies: "Would seem you are crazy in the heado! I am Mano NOT doggo!"
Ranjeet - A thousand apologies
Ali - Oh Blimey
Giovanni - Professori
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Miss Courtney : Now can anyone tell me what A.D. stands for? (see's Ali's hand raised) Yes you.
Ali : After dark
I Love this one...
Mr. Brown: Danielle, did you do anything exciting over the weekend?
Danielle: No, did you?
Mr. Brown: No.
Danielle: What a Pity...You were alone not being excited, I was alone not being excited, together we would have both been very excited.
Mr. Brown: Yes, I sure we would.
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Mr Brown is telling the class about masculine, feminine and neutral genders.
'The English language has three types of gender - masculine, feminine, and what's the other one?'
The Sikh replies 'Poof?'
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This show was one of my favourites when I was younger. There are so many wonderful scenes and lines...
Ranjeet: "A thousand apologies!" and “Pakistani poppadum!”
Ali “You damn fools!”
Taro: “Geisha girl give you much warmth...” [KILL OR CURE]
The scene where Mr Brown gets Miss Courtney into bed (accidentally)... [KILL OR CURE]
The fight that nearly broke out between Su-Li and Taro... [BETTER TO HAVE LOVED & LOST]
Giovani: “You take Adam and Eve. Now you’re not gonna tell me it was only an apple he was after...”
Max: “Yeah, I know what he was after.. “
Max nudges Anna and gets an elbow in the ribs. [A POINT OF HONOUR]
Brown: “What do you call a valley between two mountains?”
Juan: “Pass!”
Brown: “That’s correct.”
Juan: “Soright?!” [A POINT OF HONOUR]
Brown: “Put your last name on the form first and then your Christian name...”
Ranjeet: “I can’t.”
Brown: “Why not?”
Ranjeet: “I’m not a Christian!” [THE EXAMINATION]
Ranjeet: “A sentence is what you get when you are sent to prison!” [THE EXAMINATION]
Where Ranjeet plays an “I Spy” game with the word n ... for engine. [DON;T FORGET THE DRIVER]
Brown: “Jamilla, who was Samson?”
Jamilla: “Victor Mature!”
[unknown episode]
Brown: “Danuieelle, as ugly as...”
Danielle: “A Swede!”
A heck of a catfight starts...
[unknown episode]
Brown: “When did life begin, Ranjeet?”
Ranjeet: “Life begins when man and lady make love.”
Brown: “No, before that...”
Ranjeet: “They take the night out?”
[unknown episode]
When Juan participates in a dart game blindfolded and things go very awry... [A HARD DAY’S NIGHT]
Where Juan starts crying when he hears Mr Brown has departed (It only happened twice in different episodes, but they were truly funny and touching scene)
Jock: “Thefablacasnthma!”
He was trying to say “The fat black cat sat on the mat,” but his dialect sped things up a bit... [I AM FROM GLASGOW]
Currently I’m updating each individual episode (at least those I can remember anyway), and the jokes are still so fresh and funny after all this time. It’s like you’re looking at the English language from a foreign perspective, and it seems a whole lot funnier and more memorable.
07/08/06... 786... the sentinel of Allah has arrived.
After 3
When Juan tells his bullfighter story... "The bull was better lookin than me!" lol!
Ali [to Ranjeet]: "You are asking for a kick up your big brown backside!"
Giovanni [on the word bugged] "Hey, my boss he all the time say he's buggered!"
LET'S GO 2010!!
www.national.archives.gov.za
One word: Nickel-us!
shareWhere they was all at the betting shop in that episode where Ranjeet is saving to go back to India to see his mother.
Man on racing commentary:The red flag has gone up and the horse has been shot.
Ali:Cor Blimey! It was a Russian horse.
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - Don Vito Corleone - The Godfather
Juan: "cow juice"! lmaooooooooo
shareAli: "and what I got for you is... nothing at all."
Giovanni: "you FIN-NISH."
That whole thing in the first ep with Juan and the rain.