What Does Lola Falana Say?

In the two-part Marooned/ The Search/ Isaac's Holiday, when Lola Falana confronts Isaac about knowing he is a bartender, she starts throwing things at him, beginning with the book.

"Pretend this isn't a book," as she hurls it at him.

Then she picks up what appears to be a notepad, then goes for the lamp, but it sounds like she calls it a vase. Then she goes for the actual vase on the shelf, but it sounds like she says something else.

Can anyone decipher her dialogue? I've always gotten the impression she was 'sticking to the script' but picked up the wrong one or something.