Can't stand tom and I hate barbera sometimes

I hate tom full stop. He's a selfish lazy disgusting idiot who thinks he so clever when he's rude, ignorant and don't give a *beep* about his neighbours. I hate him in most episodes but especially the last posh frock cos he's full of *beep* he always tells barbera she not feminine.
If I was her, I'd have divorced him. I also hate him in the pigs episode, where Margo quite rightly complains about the pigs next door and he tells everybody they don't want interference and just leave them alone. If I was mr carter, I'd say to tom yes well you can't just have pigs next door and not expect your neighbours to complain. Nobody wants pigs next door, how the hell will they sell the house you selfish twat. If you want to be self sufficient go get a farm away from an avenue cos your disturbing everybody, waking them up at 6am every day, lowering the house prices with your smelly noisy and to be honest dirty place. Have you seen the state of their kitchen floor sometimes, they are taking the piss.

I also hate barbera cos she really comes across sometimes as she's gorgeous. In the weaker sex when she says hello to the guy with the cat, she slowly blinks her eyes and smiles as if to say look at me I'm gorgeous.
Then in away from it all, I absolutely hate the bit where she's eating breakfast, she looks like a slob and then she says to tom, the goat is sick and if it's coughing it's lungs out Margo and jerry will assume that's what goats do. For *beep* sake they ant stupid, the goods are only looking after one goat, two pigs and chickens. It don't take a brain of Britain to look after the animals. Then when Margo rings, they go beserk, and scream don't panic, what's wrong. They are a complete bunch of twats.