Things We Learned from Watching Squirm ( SPOILERS WELCOMED ) ...
1.) When you're a young woman changing in your bedroom
if you do not want to give the local gardener " an embarrassing free show "
remember to put down your window shade first .
2.) As the local gardener it would be best to NOT let the
homeowner's daughter borrow your truck .
Especially when you have important customer stock in the back
that can't be ruined otherwise you end up being entirely blamed for it .
3.) Blood worms are not bad - just very hungry 🐛 🐛 🐛 🐛
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4.) Touching a human skull is really gross
especially if you don't know where it came from - IMPO .
5.) If you find one of your neighbors dead on the ground ,
you hear a strange squishy sound coming from him ,
and you open up his shirt to find worms .
Don't touch anything or smash the body with a farm tool
just call the police instead .
6.) Talking about " blood worms " while eating spaghetti
does not make it more appetizing to eat 🍝 .
7.) Skeletons are worth big money ?
8.) Knocking over the salt shaker at the dinner table
can cause a big tree next to your house outside to
fall and crash into your dining room wall of your home .
( Please Continue On Folks ... )