Figured it out?

If you're like me, many are the sleepless nights you've spent trying to piece it all together. Why is Abbey in another dimension? Have the heads of Intersect never been mellow? What the hell is the point of putting dutrium in the race car?

Then, last night, it came to me. A moment of clarity. Finally, after years of pondering, of wondering, of trying to piece together a puzzle as elusive as Robert Denvi himself, I think I have it.

The secret lies at the end of the first episode, er... I mean the end of the first half of the movie. Remember how the tripolidine was suppose to take out the whole town, but all it did was singe the side of a B and B? Well, it DID take out the whole town, including Sam and Abbey, sort of. What? What are you smoking, turkey? Hear me out. No, it didn't kill them, it sent them to........ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS!!!! 2 seperate dimensions. Abbey was sent in a dimension where Colossus, The Forbin Project had enslaved the world. However, when Abbey arrived in that dimension, Colossus was not prepared for a time-traveling stranger, especially not one who is "some gal." She had no problem accessing Colossus (who, by this time, had access to alien technology) and using Colossus to VIEW OTHER DIMENSIONS!! Yes, thats how Abbey was able to watch Sam, and encourage him to give it the old college try, but not interact with him.

Meanwhile, Sam was sent to a dimension where his boss had quite a moustache, and an evil genius named Robert Denby was this close to holding the world in his grip.

Now, here is where people get confused. Why have egg head South Berlin scientists put dutrium in the race car? Why have an annoying cracker drive said souped up race car? Ok, pay attention.....Denby but the dutrium in the race car, let lil' ol' Buffalo Bill Higgins drive the car, then planned to blow it up in front of a crowd....TO FRAME BUFFALO BILL AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST!!!! After the explosion, "papers" would be found in Buffalo Bill's trailer (planted by Cupcake) making it look like Buffalo Bill suicide bombed the race track as part of a neo-confederate/Southern succession plot, with Buffalo as the first of many Southern Martyrs.

Why frame Buffalo? Was his singing that bad? No, it was a distraction on Denby's part. With the feds hunting a phantom Neo-Confederate movement, Denby was free to increase his elusiveness, and continue his schemes of blowing up stock footage of jet fighters.

However, Buffalo wasn't as dumb as he seemed. His clue to Sam.. "New England Journalists" was meant to inform Sam that if anything happens to Buffalo, Sam needs to contact New England Journalists, and one of them will find the truth.

Lets not forget the Devil's part in all of this. The Evil One's apperance at the race track is not mere chance. The Devil was there to tempt Buffalo, enrage him at the thought of carpetbaggers and Union soldiers trampling his beloved South, tempt Buffalo to create a real Southern succession movement.

Sadly, no more Gemini Man movies were made (at least not yet), so as we leave our heroes, Sam and Abbey are still trapped in their respective dimensions.

I hope it all makes sense now.


P.S.--How awesome would a Gemini Man vs. Master Ninja, or Gemini Man/Master Ninja team-up movie be?