Favorite MST3K lines
Well no one else has done it and I can't imagine why, since this is one of the funniest MSTs ever, so I'm doin it, the best lines from Mike and the bots from this cinematic crapfest!
Servo: Hi, I'm Ben Murphy.
Computer: Special Agent Sam Casey
Crow: Your table is ready.
Computer: The blast of radiation left Casey alive, but invisible.
Mike: Do you buy that?
Sam Casey: Do you know who those turkeys were?
Servo: Were they butterballs?
Servo: We'll have a turkey update.
Servo: mmmmm, turkey soup.
Sam Casey: I'm right on your back door, buddy.
Crow: ew.
Buffalo Bill: ...Keep the black marks off my mudflaps.
All: EW!!!!!
Mike: Sam, how do you spell patent?
Mike*during high speed chase*: My patent papers are at a slight angle Sam, what's going on?
Servo: She wouldn't look good bald.
Mike: What?
Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!
Mike: Grazen and satisfied I'm tracin' lazy circles on your supercab now!
Crow: And you said I was bad.
Criminal: No. It can't be? YOU'RE DEAD?
Mike: NO? I'M? NOT??
Driscal: You're as illusive as Robert Denby!
Mike: WHO?!
Crow: The rare male cameltoe.
Crow: Mike, did the ozone layer finally give out?
Cupcake: Sam's driving the special.
Crow: The space shuttle?
Mike: The day is yours, Cupcake. But we will meet again.
Crow: I will rule the world! Emporer Cupcake!
*Buffalo Bill says something totally unintelligable*
Mike: New England journalists?
Theres tons more lol.
"Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?"