I've Seen Many Cinematic Clunkers, But Few So Lengthy As This Mess

Some quotes from the "comments" section that best describe my reaction to this film are :

"Nearly everyone is miscast", "disjointed script", "complete garbage", "no charisma", "no chemistry", "a piece of junk"

Wait, wait, I'll just say in my own words "Two hours in my life have never passed more slowly than those spent watching this disaster"