Personal favorite lines


When the nurse exclaims "Jesus H. Christ" I just lose it - one of those moments I have to re-watch an absurd amount of times. I'm not sure if it's following the wake of Perrier's "mon dieu", the fact that she's approximately 95, the fact that she would have known about Jessica and Lionel... I don't know! Hilarious delivery and timing. Anyone else have a hysterical moment?

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When Peter Falk says, "Don't anyone move. I have to go to the bathroom and I don't want to miss anything."

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Bensonmum - "As you can see, I can see!" Inspector Wang - "I see."

Dora Charleston - "Where's my Dickie!"

Dora Charleston - "Oh, that's probably the cook. Come in!" Dick Charleston -"Darling, the poor woman is stone deaf." Dora Charleston - "I'm sorry, I forgot. COME IN!"

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agree, that was great

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Milo Perrier: I'm not a Frenchy! I'M A BELGIE!!!!! (in exclamation to Sam Diamond calling him Frenchy)

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Dead butler gone but pocket still there?

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"I don't think we have n'est pas , sir. Just Hershey's. ". I can't drink hot chocolate without thinking of that line by James-a Bensonmum.

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this exchange always kills me:

Sam Diamond: Shut up, all of ya's. Nobody move!

Dick Charleston: What is it?

Sam Diamond: I have to go to the can again. I don't wanna miss nothin.'

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Miss Marbles: My God, gas!

Nurse Withers: I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm old.

Miss Marbles: No, no, not that kind of gas, the kind that kills!

Nurse Withers: Sometimes my gas ....

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Various lines about the storm machine being used as in old movies. Also I liked when someone takes a screw off the hinge of the door so that it creaks.

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This movie is so funny...

Sees a mouse, screams... blind butler thinks it's the doorbell...

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I haven't seen it for years so these quotes may not be exactly right, but...


Sam (after the falling gargoyle just misses him): "I had a kid brother go the same way. That boy woulda been 63 on Tuesday."

And later, Sam has just made some reference to the fact he is very intensely hetero-sexual, which Tess agrees. Then she thinks for a moment and says, "Sam, why do you have all those muscle-men magazines in your locker?"
Sam: "Suspects baby. Always lookin' for suspects."

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- Quint, Jaws.

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