Favorite Lines


Val Avery at the restaurant:
"A Peruvian shepherd named Bruno
Said this about love I do know:
A woman is fine
A sheep is divine
but a llama is numero uno."

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I like the one in the casino where the guy asks "do you always bring an enterage(sp?) of bisquits?" Something like that.

Dictated, but not read.

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How about "owing money is the greatest sin of all"

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