Could this be any more boring?!

i think you are very wrong. This movie changed my life. For the best.
I think that the struggle that this close band of friends endures together is a very true-to-life representation of the pain that every human being feels. Have you ever felt like you were trapped in a ship wreck, running out of oxygen with a big car next to you and some girl in a bathing suit wandering around? I know I have, and so have a lot of people.

That is what this film is about.

You are NOT alone.

I watched this movie for 2 minutes and felt like my head would explode is viewed one more second. What I saw was remarkably the worst, vile, disgusting thing they ever put on a large strip of film and sent to a production company. I cringed for that two minutes and had the worst cold sweats of embarrassment ever.

If you had to give this thumbs up or down, I would say dice your thumbs off, throw them in a neverending abyss and say thats how low I rate this.

Why?? Why?? WHY?????????????

Could this be any more boring? Yes, if they took out the few scenes with Cheryl Ladd, who brought the only life in the picture.

It's rare to find a movie that gets EVERYTHING wrong, but this one does it.

There's no characterization at all. They forgot to even try. The plot isn't built at all. They don't understand suspense... and then still fumble it by basically re-starting the whole plot in the middle of the movie after the storm causes the loss of their marker. The editing is awful. The ending comes out of nowhere -- they built up to it and then forgot it and then, whoops, there it is. The acting is a big zero. I didn't think there was anything Chuck Woolery could be worse at than being the worst-personality-having game-show host ever, but yeah, his acting is even worse than that.

And the worst thing about it is, the whole thing plays like the film adaptation of a self-published novel. And if you've read many self-published novels, you know how bad they are. They got rejected by legit publishers for a very good reason.

Yeah, I wanted to like this movie, but it didn't let me.