or anything produced by Jerry Bruckheimer would be right up the OP's alley. A list of some of the disgustingly bad pictures released in the 70's.......
A Clockwork Orange - (1971, Stanley Kubrick) ["No time for the old in-n-out love, I've
just come to read the meter."]
A Woman Under the Influence - (1974, John Cassavetes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - (1974, Martin Scorsese)
Alien - (1979, Ridley Scott)
All the President's Men - (1976, Alan J. Pakula)
American Graffiti - (1973, George Lucas)
Annie Hall - (1977, Woody Allen)
Apocalypse Now - (1979, Francis Ford Coppola) ["The horror.....the horror...."]
Badlands - (1973, Terrence Malick)
Barry Lyndon - (1975, Stanley Kubrick)
Blazing Saddles - (1974, Mel Brooks)
Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia - (1974, Sam Peckinpah)
Cabaret - (1972, Bob Fosse)
The Candidate - (1972, Michael Ritchie)
Carrie - (1976, Brian De Palma)
Catch-22 - (1970, Mike Nichols) ["That's some catch, that Catch-22"]
China 9 Liberty 37 - (1978, Monte Hellman) [spaghetti western with a nude Jen Agutter]
Chinatown - (1974, Roman Polanski) ["Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown"]
Close Encounters of the Third Kind - (1977, Steven Spielberg)
The Conversation - (1974, Francis Ford Coppola)
Cross of Iron - (1977, Sam Peckinpah) ["What will we do when we have lost the war?
Prepare for the next one."]
Dawn of the Dead -(1978, George A. Romero)
Days of Heaven - (1978, Terrence Malick)
The Deer Hunter - (1978, Michael Cimino)
Dirty Harry - (1971, Don Siegel) ["Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya.....punk?"]
Dog Day Afternoon - (1975, Sydney Lumet)
Duck, You Sucker – (1971, Sergio Leone)
Duel - (1971, Steven Spielberg)
Enter the Dragon - (1973, Robert Clouse)
The Exorcist - (1973, William Friedkin)
The French Connection - (1971, William Friedkin
The Getaway - (1972, Sam Peckinpah)
The Godfather - (1972, Francis Ford Coppola)
The Godfather 2 - (1974, Francis Ford Coppola)
Halloween - (1978, John Carpenter)
Harold and Maude - (1971, Hal Ashby)
High Plains Drifter - (1973, Clint Eastwood)
Jaws - (1975, Steven Spielberg)
The Jerk - (1979, Carl Reiner)
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie - (1976, John Cassavetes)
The Last Detail - (1973, Hal Ashby)
The Last Picture Show - (1971, Peter Bogdanovich)
Last Tango in Paris - (1972, Bernardo Bertolucci) (now where's that stick of butter?)
Lenny - (1974, Bob Fosse)
The Long Goodbye - (1973, Robert Altman) ["It's OK with me"]
Love and Death – (1975, Woody Allen)
M*A*S*H - (1970, Robert Altman)
McCabe and Mrs. Miller - (1971, Robert Altman)
Mean Streets - (1973, Martin Scorsese)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - (1974, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones)
Murder by Decree - (1979, Bob Clark) [perhaps the best Jack the Ripper flick)
Nashville - (1975, Robert Altman)
National Lampoon's Animal House - (1978, John Landis)
Network - (1976, Sydney Lumet)
New York, New York - (1977, Martin Scorsese)
Novecento (1900) - (1976, Bernardo Bertolucci)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - (1975, Milos Forman)
Patton - (1970, Franklin J. Schaffner)
Pretty Baby - (1978, Louis Malle) [New Orleans take on "Lolita" with lots of Brooke]
Rock ‘n’ Roll High School - (1979, Allan Arkush)
Rocky - (1976, John G. Avildsen)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - (1975, Jim Sharmon)
Serpico - (1973, Sydney Lumet)
Shaft - (1971, Gordon Parks)
Star Wars - (1977, George Lucas)
Straw Dogs - (1971, Sam Peckinpah)
Super Fly - (1972, Gordon Parks Jr.)
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song – (1971, Melvin Van Peebles)
Taxi Driver - (1976, Martin Scorsese) ["You talkin' to me?"]
Tess - (1979, Roman Polanski) [Natassja Kinski at her lovliest)
The Tenant - (1976, Roman Polanski)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - (1974, Tobe Hooper)
Three Days of the Condor - (1975, Sydney Pollack)
Tora! Tora! Tora! - (1970, Richard Fleischer)
Walkabout - (1971, Nicolas Roeg) (lotsa young schoolgirl nude Jen Agutter with
beautiful photography)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - (1971, Mel Stuart)
Young Frankenstein - (1974, Mel Brooks) ["Put.....the candle......back!"]
AND THEN THERE WERE THESE...
All That Jazz - (1979, Bob Fosse)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - (1978, John De Bello)
Bad News Bears – (1976, Michael Ritchie) ["I know I don't got a lot up there, but what
I got sure don't feel too good"]
The Ballad of Cable Hogue - (1970, Sam Peckinpah)
Bananas - (1971, Woody Allen)
Being There - (1979, Hal Ashby)
Breaking Away - (1979, Peter Yates)
Charley Varrick – (1973, Don Siegel)
Coming Home - (1978, Hal Ashby)
Day of the Jackal - (1973, Fred Zinnemann) [Inspector [interrogating hotel staff] "But
you did say that Madame de Montpelier's bed
was slept in by two people? Hotel Maid: Yes
sir, definitely. You can always tell."]
Death Race 2000 - (1975, Paul Bartel)
Deliverance - (1972, John Boorman)
Earthquake - (1974, Mark Robson)
Eraserhead - (1977, David Lynch) [Beautiful Girl Across the Hall: "I locked myself out
of my apartment..."[pause] Beautiful Girl Across the
Hall: ... "and it's so late."]
Fiddler on the Roof - (1971, Norman Jewison)
Five Easy Pieces - (1970, Bob Rafelson)
Foxy Brown - (1974, Jack Hill) [Foxy Brown: [Being frisked] "Don't pinch the fruit,
*beep*
Fritz The Cat - (1972, Ralph Bakshi)
Grease - (1978, Randal Kleiser)
Heaven Can Wait - (1978, Warren Beatty)
Jeremiah Johnson - (1972, Sydney Pollack)
Kelly’s Heroes - (1970, Brian G. Hutton) [Crapgame: "Then make a DEAL!" Big Joe: "What
kind of deal?" Crapgame: "A DEAL, deal! Maybe
the guy's a Republican. "Business
is business," right?"]
Klute - (1971, Alan J. Pakula)
Kramer vs. Kramer - (1979, Robert Benton)
The Last Waltz – (1978, Martin Scorsese)
Little Big Man - (1970, Arthur Penn) [Jack Crabb: "She was calling him a devil and
moaning for help, but I didn't get
no idea she wanted to be rescued."]
Logan’s Run – (1976, Michael Anderson) [Jessica: "Let's take our clothes off first,
before they freeze on us." That's my Jen!]
The Longest Yard - (1974, Robert Aldrich)
Mad Max - (1979, George Miller)
Manhattan - (1979, Woody Allen)
Marathon Man - (1976, John Schlesinger) ["Is it safe?]
Midnight Express - (1978, Alan Parker)
Midway - (1976, Jack Smight)
Minnie and Moskowitz - (1971, John Cassavetes)
The Muppet Movie - (1979, James Frawley)
My Name is Nobody - (1971, Tonino Valerii)
Night Moves - (1975, Arthur Penn)
The Night Porter - (1974, Liliana Cavani)
Norma Rae - (1979, Martin Ritt)
Omega Man - (1971, Boris Sagal)
The Omen - (1976, Richard Donner)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976, Clint Eastwood)
Paper Moon - (1973, Peter Bogdanovich)
Papillon - (1973, Franklin J. Schaffner) [Toussaint: "How did you know I have dry
leprosy, that it isn't contagious?"
Papillon: "I didn't."]
Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid - (1973, Sam Peckinpah) [Billy: [Billy aims a shotgun at
Ollinger] "How's Jesus look to
you now, Bob?"]
Performance - (1970, Donald Cammell, Nicolas Roeg)
Petey Wheatstraw - (1977, Cliff Roquemore)
The Pink Panther Strikes Again - (1976, Blake Edwards)
Play Misty for Me - (1971, Clint Eastwood)
The Poseidon Adventure - (1972, Ronald Neame)
The Return of the Pink Panther - (1975, Blake Edwards)
Revenge of the Pink Panther - (1978, Blake Edwards)
Rollerball - (1975, Norman Jewison)
Saturday Night Fever - (1977, John Badham)
Shampoo - (1975, Hal Ashby) [Banker: "Do you have any references?" George Roundy: "I do
Barbara Rush."
Sleeper - (1973, Woody Allen)
Sorcerer - (1977, William Friedkin)
Sounder - (1972, Martin Ritt)
Soylent Green - (1973, Richard Fleischer)
The Spy Who Loved Me - (1977, Lewis Gilbert)
The Sting - (1973, George Roy Hill)
Straight Time - (1978, Ulu Grosbard) [Max Dembo: "You know what I'd like to do... Why
don't you run me by that hotel we'll check it
out" Mickey: "Yeah, well I'll drive you out there
but I'm not gonna rob it for you, you have to do
that yourself.I got stomach trouble... no guts."]
The Sugarland Express – (1974, Steven Spielberg)
Sunday, Bloody Sunday - (1971, John Schlesinger)
Taking of Pelham One Two Three - (1974, Joseph Sargent)
Tales From the Crypt - (1972, Freddie Francis)
THX 1138 - (1971, George Lucas)
The Towering Inferno - (1974, Irwin Allen)
Two-Lane Blacktop - (1971, Monte Hellman)
Two Mules for Sister Sarah - (1970, Don Siegel)
The Warriors - (1979, Walter Hill)
Westworld - (1973, Michael Crichton)
Willard - (1971, Daniel Mann)
Woodstock - (1970, Michael Wadleigh)
Man, what a lightweight list of rotten motion pictures! Don't waste your time with these second billing features at the drive-in. OP, avoid these amateurish attempts at film-making at all costs.
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