Hooper Wanted to Make a 3rd Film with Marilyn Burns?

Allegedly, he was keen to get her roped into a third picture.

If legend has it correctly it was to be entitled: 'The Buns of Marilyn Burns' and the early drafts suggested that it was a 90 minute static shot of her bum, clad in increasing tight pairs of trousers.

I'd have paid to go to the cinema and watch that.

Then bought it on VHS and watched it until the tape burned out.

Then on DVD until the machine overheated and exploded.

'You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!'