Col. Pitts - Larry Hagman


Col. Pitts has to be the funniest character in this film, and makes the film a lot more enjoyable despite his minor role. His character seemed quite similar to that of Major T. J. "King" Kong from Dr. Strangelove.

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I agree - he steals the movie, IMO.

PITTS: If those damned *beep* think they're gonna make a fool out of Colonel Clarence E Pitts they've got another thing coming. I'll blow their asses right out of that God-damn church....

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MALLORY [on radio to PITTS] This is Mallory here, we've been clobbered. I managed to get that truck with the bazooka.
PITTS: The truck!! What do they want for Chrissakes? The Silver Star?



"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

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Hagman has the most memorable performance in this movie. He is great.

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He was pretty over the top – in a good way. Reminds me a little of Private Hudson in the first part of Aliens.

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I thought he was awful. Not necessarily the performance, but the character. He was just so out of place in a serious thriller/war film, he didn't even provide good comic relief.

"We can't just do nothing!"
"Why not? It's usually best."

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I agree and the character's mother was Zasu Pitts. Pitts was a putz.

Nothing is more beautiful than nothing.

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I completely agree. Both Pitts' and Devlin's characters were caricatures of the gung-ho American bumbling cowboy idiot who shoots first and asks questions never and the drunken flirtatious bare-knuckle boxing IRA Nazi Irishman. I'm just surprised Sutherland didn't spontaneously cry out, "they're after me lucky charms" and then steal everyone's gold in the village, so he could immediately gamble it away.

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The "good Germans" theme makes more sense in the novel because of a few things that the film does NOT include and thus undermines the "good Germans" undercurrent.

1-One reason why Steiner is forced to head this operation is because his father, an anti-Nazi general has been arrested and is being tortured. Doing this is the only chance he has of saving him (but the Gestapo have him murdered anyway, which he never learns)

2-The big difference of the ending. In the book, Steiner never pulls the trigger on "Churchill." Even when he has finally succeeded against all odds in being in position to fulfill his objective.....he hesitates. The film opted for a more cinematic ending but its one that undermines the story's theme of the "good Germans".

Regarding Larry Hagman's "Colonel Pitts" (in the novel his name is Robert Shafto), I think they went too far in making him a buffoon and in fact it doesn't surprise me that the earlier VHS releases of the film cut almost all of his scenes that show him at his silliest. It just works against the tone of the film completely.

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Air transport. Priority TWO! Hell, they're not even in a hurry to get me home!

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I remember when I first saw the film - I was really surprised at how cartoonish the Col Pitts character was and I wasn't sure if it was such a good thing for the film. However when he gets to meet his end in such an abrupt and tragic way trying to apprehend Jean Marsh I think it just adds to the story - the horror continuing when the soldier accompanying him finishes her off by spraying the house with machine gun fire.

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Colonel Pitts was meant to be a classic example of pre-war 'deadwood' - a career-minded, gung-ho, over-the-top firebrand who'd internalised too many stories of battlefield glory and was so eager to win medals that he didn't bother with any form of tactical thinking beyond "Charge!" That's why he was being relieved - his superiors had realised that he was entirely the wrong man to train a battalion of Rangers for real-life combat, much less lead it into action.

He was written and directed that way to highlight the quiet, mature professionalism of both Captain Clark and Colonel Steiner; where Pitts rushed headlong into battle in a display of juvenile bloodthirstiness, resulting in his force being cut to ribbons and achieving damned little, both Harry and Steiner approached war as something to be handled methodically and efficiently. Both Steiner's defence of the village and Clark's assault on the village demonstrated a first-class grasp of fundamental tactics - the power of automatic weapons firing from cover, the use of heavy weapons to neutralise such strong-points, infantry fire-and-manoeuvre, and so forth. (I can't find mention of who the movie's technical advisor was, but the cast and crew obviously paid close attention to him when it came to those sequences, and bloody good on them for it!)

Even Pitts' ignominious end furthered this demonstration. In his circumstances, a properly trained soldier would have thrown the grenade first and worried about taking a prisoner much, much later - but even after the debacle in the village, Pitts had visions of salvaging a few shreds of his career by capturing her. In a way, seeing him head-shot was almost a symbolic execution of all adolescents who think war is a 'game' and its objective is to 'score points' (or of politician-soldiers who think war is waged mainly to get them promoted), while the grown-up professionals (the forces of Captain Clark and Oberst Steiner) showed us that at this level, war is a bloody business that is about accomplishing the objective. Clark's men were there to capture or kill all of the fallschirmjager, and did so with the skill of thorough training if not experience, while the Germans (all of them veterans) willingly laid down their lives to buy time for Steiner to escape and continue the mission.

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He was a Southerner, and therefore had to be stereotyped as stupid and incompetent. Based on a book by the revisionist Jack Higgins, it reflected a typical viewpoint of British "Nobs" who had more respect for the Germans than their American allies, who saved their butts. This is in no way directed toward the typical, ordinary English citizen.

Steiner was the typical European "professional officer." Give him a uniform and he'll put it on. Give him a gun and he'll shoot it, at whoever you tell him too. If the Kaisers had still been in charge, snobbish Prussian Junker that he was, he would have fought with no reservations or hesitation.

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How can he be a stereotype when it is universally acknowledged that Southerners are noble, brave, righteous and intelligent creatures?

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Hollywood is the exception. I was referring to movie stereotypes. Are you being sarcastic? I'm from New York, by the way, in case you think I'm a hypersensitive Southerner.

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New Yorkers are widely acknowledged to tactful, well-mannered, good-humoured sorts, with not an ounce of selfrighteousness in their hearts.

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It's all lies. We're very nasty, and proud of it.

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I'm with matryoshka01 on this - Col Pitts was a fool who thought that aggressive action was the be-all and end-all of warfare, and that he had to seize his chance to win glory.

I have just watched a doco about the last day of WWI, when a number of US commanders demanded that their men attack german-held positions in the last hours of the conflict, after they had been told that the armistice was to begin at 11 am. Hundreds of men were maimed and died, who should have been able to walk into the positions without a fight, because the germans were bound by the agreement to withdraw. Other allied leaders did the same. Some had more sense.

His "southern-ness" had nothing to do with it. It was the war-lords disease of demanding military achievement as an end in itself.

An official enquiry into the generals' conduct condemned them but the findings were supressed as beng bad for public morale.

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1. I am sick to death of "good" Germans in WWII movies. The paratroopers were arrogant, smirking sobs and I'm glad they all died in agony. Caine's character died fanatically trying to complete a mission he knew would do no good. If the Kaisers were in control, he would have had no problem with trying to conquer Europe again. Higgins is an ass. He even says the Waffen-SS officers were basically good men because they were combat officers. There's more to being a good German than not being a Nazi.

2. I know all about it. Some German generals were determined to hold positions for a cause they already lost for their damnable Prussian honor.

3. His 'Southern-ness" had plenty to do with it. It is a common stereotype, especially among the British. If you watch British TV, you will see most unlikable Americans are usually Southerners and most often, Texans.

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Did you ever serve in the military? Do you honestly think that officers can decide to disobey orders because they think the mission will do no good? Oh, and what exactly did Higgins revise, since you called him a revisionist.

Are there no good Germans at all? There's a big difference between having been a member of the Nazi party and having been a German soldier.

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Yes, I was in the army from 1967 to 1970 and fought in Vietnam. Of course the German Army would not allow an officer to disobey orders, but Caine's character was so impudent he would have been shot long ago anyway. His moral hypocrisy was laughable. What has Higgins revised? what hasn't he revised? He's even written books where Waffen-SS officers are nice guys. If you believe his books, you must think there were only 20 Nazis in the whole of Germany. Of course there were good Germans, just as there are bad Britons and Americans. But wearing the German military uniform between 1939 and 1945 made a German the villain, so too bad. Caine's men were still smirking, arrogant SOBs and I cheered when the Americans blew them apart with grenades.

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Sorry, but Pitts was a National Guardsman, and thus the movie seemed to be mocking National Guardsmen.

I don't see how anybody with his qualities or lack thereof rises to the rank of Col. in any organization.

I suppose his counterpoint is Col. Everett Dasher Breed from " The Dirty Dozen ". I love that name, Dasher implies someone who is dashing, stylish, slick, while Breed implies coming from a Blue-Blood line of aristocrats ( good breeding and all of that ). His smugness just oozes right out of his pores.

I think you are much more inclined to encounter a Breed than you ever will a Pitts.

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The war saw,an inevitable rapid expansion of the armed forces and they had to take what they could get, so to speak

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