So bad it hurts...


I dare say, this is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Which, of course, means I must watch it again ^^

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Nah, watch 36 Crazy Fists. Now THAT is a bad kung fu flick.

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Looks like you forgot to take your anti-retard pills again.

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Yeah, it's like watching a car crash. I still think that this movie is a lot better than the Bruce Li(or is it Le) flick, "Dynamo". I wonder it "Clones of Bruce Lee" is worse. In my personal opinion, "Bruce Lee:The Man, The Myth" is the best of the "fake" Bruce Lee flicks.

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Easily the worst movie I've ever seen.

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ISCREAM22 HAS SPOKEN!!

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Did anyone notice that the original poster art for "Bruce Lee Fights Back..." (LONG TITLED!) is a direct rip off of the album cover to Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album?

I used to own an original release of this movie on video...I stole it from a mom-pop video store because it was so bad, I had to share it with others. I even had the trailer for it too, which seriously promotes it as being a movie about Bruce Lee fighting the 'Black Angel of Death' (...everytime they talk about that, they show the black dude...hahaha).

Sadly, I've lost the tape...not that I have a vcr anymore. I miss torturing people. It definately should have been on MST3K.

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I bought this as a double feature with a crappy Jackie Chan movie for $1 at Wal-Mat - no regrets.

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A dollar!? I've rented this movie from Netflix (with the title "Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave"), but I want to own this thing just so I can have a movie called "America Bangmungaeg" on my shelf.

And the cowboy kicks ass.

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I smell an oscar. Mabye one for best sound since they managed to constantly go: WAAAAAA, yaaaowwakljfkjelrtwselktquygaeoieeew;faugoihjflkhjroidgooooozz and so on even while speaking english at the same time.

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What I've always wondered about films like this is, do the actors and crew *realize* that they're making something so singularly terrible?

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right after the lightning strikes and "bruce lee" jumps out of his grave, the poster comes on screen for just long enough for you to realize that a giant bruce lee is uppercutting a *beep* bat out of the sky... AWESOME!

... and out from the belly of a whale came a prophet amen!

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of course it's bad! Lol, it was 25 cents at our hardware store....i think this movie is worse than "Kid With the Golden Arm"

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It's a schlocky brucesploitation movie! The worse it is, the better it is!

"Girls, good news is your dates are here."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead!"

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I saw this turd at a drive in double feature outside of Barstow CA when I was in the army. It was terrible, so 25 years later, I knew I had to get it on dvd because it was a piece of 5hit that was so bad, it had to be in my collection.
The best part is mimicking all Bruce's little noises when he's in a fight.
"Huttooooooo........eeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaagh, hiyaaaaaaah......... eeeeeeeeeee toooooOOOOooooOOOOO huttoooAUGH!
The BEST!

Lets not forget the best line in the movie, after he kicks the taxi cab driver in the face and the driver asks for a tip. "NOW GET OUTTA HERE!"

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