Favorite line

Mine: "You eat one foot and you're a cannibal!"

"Look out, he's got a broken candle!"

Mmm. Let me see which one…

"I know it looked like I fell... but it was all part of my plan!"

"I have only six months to live."

---> "Hey, six months to live, that's all they give him... so forget about Christmas...!"



Now that's priceless.

Two that deserve mentioning:

"Dan's a good man. He's never eaten a whole person in his life!"

and:

Ironman: Alex, at what time is the bomb set to go off?

Alex: At precisely the time you'll be having your supper.

Ironman: I've already had my supper!

Alex: [looks at watch] Did I miss supper again? God damn it!