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Joe Bob Briggs Commentary


Absolutely Hilarious! The only reason I kept this movie!

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Same here. Terrible movie, GREAT commentary!

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Lol Sorry but you couldn't be more wrong about the film even if you tried.

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Well, I can still try; the movie (without JBB commentary) was a worthwhile cinematic experience with terrific dialogue, great pacing and hints of comic-relief that were genuinely funny and didn't get on my nerves at all (the lead's Groucho Marx impression was very impressive and not at all awkward or forced). I also loved how it wasn't 99.9% filler.

Hey! I did it!

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Yawn. *rolls eyes* Cool story bro, but please, stop whining. Don't you realize that nobody in the right mind honestly cares what you think? Your opinion is totally worthless & insignificant regardless of who you are as a person. Also, you want a terrible movie? Go to the bottom 250 on IMDB. Otherwise shut the fück up, stop crying, & stop being such a goddamn fücking retard lmao. Seriously dude, get your head out of your festering butthole for christ sake. Warlock Moon is no masterpiece but it's certainly not terrible, unless you have too high standards for movies, which you obviously do.

Anyway, hit me up when you finally get some common sense & good taste. Not to mention actually know what you're talking about since you clearly don't haha. People like you just shouldn't watch horror films if you don't know how to appreciate the good ones, especially the cult low-budget hidden gems like this one right here. Until then, out of my face putrescent maggot, go play in traffic. lol This is one of the best horror films from the 1970's, and if you think otherwise, then you're a damn fool & there's just no nice way to say it. 😂

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Thank you, I have learned so much from your response; I have learned that I should stop whining but it's alright for you two write two paragraphs that are nothing but whining. I've learned that 'Warlock Moon' is no masterpiece but is also somehow one of the best horror films of the seventies. I learned that being low-budget and obscure make something good and that and I learned that I have high-standards while also having no taste which is not even remotely contradictory. Oh, and that to not like every movie that you do is the same as farting on Jesus...

Also that up is down, left is right, yesterday is today and today will be tomorrow.

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