Best lines

WILLY: I’ll tell you which words always get a laugh: Alka-Seltzer is funny. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny. All with a K. Ls are not funny. Ms are not funny. Cupcake is funny. Tomatoes is not funny. Lettuce is not funny. Cucumber is funny.

BEN: It’s getting cold out. I’m giving you money, I want you to take a cab.

WILLY: Cab is funny.

BEN: Are you listening to me?

WILLY: Cockroach is funny, not if you get ’em, only if you say ’em.




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