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50 things we learnt from watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show


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1) Wedding photos are a great source of investigative material.

2) If travelling down a deserted road, you will have a tyre blow just after you passed the creepy mansion.

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3) Human 'creations' like to wear gold lame and can talk their first day

4) Frank 'N Furter found a lipstick that lasts and lasts

5) Don't tick off the help, especially if one has a hunchback and is his sister's lover

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6) Every good girl longs to be seduced by a sweet transvestite.

7) Everyone can see Magenta on that staircase....except perhaps Patricia Quinn (referring to the DVD commentary, lol...love you, Pat!)

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"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in storybooks written by rabbits"

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16) All 3 guests believe Frank is a hot dog.
17) If you turn a living human instantly into a statue right on the spot, all of their clothes are immediately removed
18) Rocky was named because of the rocks in his head.
19) Good, Bad, and Mediocre are the only ways that love can grow.
20) When you kill Meatloaf and serve him for dinner, he looks and tastes more like chicken.

Russel: You might as well be praying to leprechauns or unicorns or the mother *&$# Kardashians!

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21) Denton is the home of love (and high school romance)
22) Janet Weiss had better wise up
23) Criminologists need a lot of books about marital law
24) Transexuals from Transelvania have just awful taste in clothing
25) When being undressed by a gold tap dancer and sinister maid it's important to wait to bring out the big aces

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26. After singing a long song, you collapse from exhaustion.
27. Transelvania's eat doughnuts.
28. Janet never thought to buy an umbrella for the rainstorm.
29. Even a criminologist will get in on Time Warp.
30. It is okay to have a dinner party wearing just underwear.
31. Frank's mission is a failure.
32. Eddie didn't know how to spell "dead".
33. Eddie really loves that rock and roll.
34. Dr. Scott can crash his wheelchair thru a wall with no damage.
35. Nell loves Mickey Mouse ears.

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Wear clean underwear :-)


Nos perituri mortem salutamus nobis semper sit amor.

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37) It's just a jump to the left & then a step to the right. (how to do the Time Warp)
38) Frank makes Janet & Brad quiver with an..tipation.

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The only thing that seems to cause concern to Dr. Frankenfurter is when Dr. Scott enters...........THE ZEN ROOM!

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39) Don't dream it. Be it.

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Correction from my earlier post: Eddie didn't know how to spell "head", not "dead".

40. Eddie makes you cry, and Dr. Scott did.
41. Eddie didn't like his teddy.
42. Eddie was a thorn in his mother's side.
43. Eddie tastes good for dinner.
44. Fay Wray is important to Frank.
45. Frank just needs 7 days to make you a man.

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46. The Cemetery is a great place to put a Billboard.
47. Frank-N-Furter gets a death sentence for killing a human (Eddie), but Riff-Raff gets off scott free (Columbia).
48. The De-Medusa ray temporarily cures the crippled.
49. It's okay to be sad seeing your fiance cheating on the same guy you cheated with 15 minutes ago.
50. God bless Lili St. Cyr.

"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!!"

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51. Making a man to be your personal sex toy is a no no on Transylvania but incest is A OK
52. Noone knows how to Madison
53. Frankie is a hell of a lover... but only by night
54. Columbias nipples have a mind of their own

It's so dreamy... oh fantasy free me! So you can't see me... no not at all...

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55. Something happened to Fay Wray, but we're not sure what.
56. Satin clinging to a thigh can make Frank emotional.
57. If you split Eddie's brain in two, both halves will be able to sing, but not talk.
58. There's a light (over at the Frankenstein place).
59. Janet was saving herself.
60. Janet's as sensual as a pencil.
61. Had they not killed Frank, Magenta would have received an abundance of nothing.

"What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."

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62. Eddie can break through a giant freezer riding a motorcycle.
63. You can't borrow a telephone in a creepy mansion.

Can we make this quick? I need to give a banana to Annie's Boobs.

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64. you only need half a brain to become a rock/sex god.
65. Dr. Scott doesn't need a car to get around, esp in the rain.
66. Riff is into unprotected elbow sex and hot wax.
67. no matter how good a dancer you are, you can still trip on the carpet.
68. Meat Loaf is a ham.
69. Frank tastes like forbidden fruit.

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70. Never rely on the narrator. As they tell the story Charles Gray could have changed the story slightly and added a telephone into the plotline.

71. Eddie can crash through a freezer door with no damage to his motorbike.

A good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie!

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72. A mental mind *beep* can be nice.

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73. Coming inside is better than coming outside.

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74. Frankenfurter started to cry, 'cause he wanted to be dressed just the *same* as Fay Wray.

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75) in just 7 days, Frank will make you a man.

76) Columbia and magenta are voyeurs.

77) a creepy mansion may actually be a space ship.

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78. Frank, Riff Raff, Magenta, and Columbia like to moonlight as church workers.

79. Janet's "apple pie" does not taste too nice.

80. Rocky is a creature of the night.

81. Rocky may be immune to anti-matter, but he's weak against a relatively safe fall into a pool from a tower that looks like a radio station.

82. Antimatter is a type of laser according to Translyvanians.

Welcome to my Nightmare- Freddy Krueger

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83. Columbia can get away with a nip shot, but Rocky can't be caught with a belly button

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Some new thoughts:
1. Riff Raff wastes champagne and wine.
2. Rocky eats first with his hands, then with a knife.
3. Good idea to stay sane inside insanity.
4. Heavy petting leads to trouble and seat wetting.
5. Someone is watching above over Dr. Scott (Eddie?) because he gets demedusaed all by himself.

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83- Janet needs to build her thighs up.

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84. You shouldn't get strung out on the way Frank looks (-which is...fabulous!)

85. You also shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

86. Sometimes, just smiling can make Frank's face ache.

87. Magenta has asked for nothing- nothing...

88...Which she wil receive- in abundance!

89. It's all over for Frank n' Furter- his lifestyle's too extreme

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It's not easy having a good time.

When the man you've created gets loose, the dogs must be released.

Sing about touching and getting dirty in the face of your lover...they enjoy it.

You never will get to borrow that phone you needed.

The host will have enough fishnets, bustiers, panties and platforms for all his unexpected guests.

Always welcome your unconventional conventionalists.

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Wet suit plus harness is very package-y

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96. If your car breaks down, don't panic; Frank can get you a satanic mechanic.

97. The road was long, but Brad ran it.

98. Frank isn't going home, after all.

99. Super heroes feast on flesh.

100. It's no crime giving yourself over to absolute pleasure.

Bonus:

101. Brad is probably asleep by now.

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