16) All 3 guests believe Frank is a hot dog. 17) If you turn a living human instantly into a statue right on the spot, all of their clothes are immediately removed 18) Rocky was named because of the rocks in his head. 19) Good, Bad, and Mediocre are the only ways that love can grow. 20) When you kill Meatloaf and serve him for dinner, he looks and tastes more like chicken.
Russel: You might as well be praying to leprechauns or unicorns or the mother *&$# Kardashians!
21) Denton is the home of love (and high school romance) 22) Janet Weiss had better wise up 23) Criminologists need a lot of books about marital law 24) Transexuals from Transelvania have just awful taste in clothing 25) When being undressed by a gold tap dancer and sinister maid it's important to wait to bring out the big aces
26. After singing a long song, you collapse from exhaustion. 27. Transelvania's eat doughnuts. 28. Janet never thought to buy an umbrella for the rainstorm. 29. Even a criminologist will get in on Time Warp. 30. It is okay to have a dinner party wearing just underwear. 31. Frank's mission is a failure. 32. Eddie didn't know how to spell "dead". 33. Eddie really loves that rock and roll. 34. Dr. Scott can crash his wheelchair thru a wall with no damage. 35. Nell loves Mickey Mouse ears.
Correction from my earlier post: Eddie didn't know how to spell "head", not "dead".
40. Eddie makes you cry, and Dr. Scott did. 41. Eddie didn't like his teddy. 42. Eddie was a thorn in his mother's side. 43. Eddie tastes good for dinner. 44. Fay Wray is important to Frank. 45. Frank just needs 7 days to make you a man.
46. The Cemetery is a great place to put a Billboard. 47. Frank-N-Furter gets a death sentence for killing a human (Eddie), but Riff-Raff gets off scott free (Columbia). 48. The De-Medusa ray temporarily cures the crippled. 49. It's okay to be sad seeing your fiance cheating on the same guy you cheated with 15 minutes ago. 50. God bless Lili St. Cyr.
51. Making a man to be your personal sex toy is a no no on Transylvania but incest is A OK 52. Noone knows how to Madison 53. Frankie is a hell of a lover... but only by night 54. Columbias nipples have a mind of their own
It's so dreamy... oh fantasy free me! So you can't see me... no not at all...
55. Something happened to Fay Wray, but we're not sure what. 56. Satin clinging to a thigh can make Frank emotional. 57. If you split Eddie's brain in two, both halves will be able to sing, but not talk. 58. There's a light (over at the Frankenstein place). 59. Janet was saving herself. 60. Janet's as sensual as a pencil. 61. Had they not killed Frank, Magenta would have received an abundance of nothing.
"What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
64. you only need half a brain to become a rock/sex god. 65. Dr. Scott doesn't need a car to get around, esp in the rain. 66. Riff is into unprotected elbow sex and hot wax. 67. no matter how good a dancer you are, you can still trip on the carpet. 68. Meat Loaf is a ham. 69. Frank tastes like forbidden fruit.
Some new thoughts: 1. Riff Raff wastes champagne and wine. 2. Rocky eats first with his hands, then with a knife. 3. Good idea to stay sane inside insanity. 4. Heavy petting leads to trouble and seat wetting. 5. Someone is watching above over Dr. Scott (Eddie?) because he gets demedusaed all by himself.