Who would win...

...In a battle between Final Justice's Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, and Ma-ma-ma-ma-Mitchell? In a perfect world, these two icons of law enforcement would not be adversaries, but would rather be teaming up to form the greatest buddy cop film the world has ever known. But in this hypothetical, we ponder who would emerge victorious in a one-on-one battle.

I think an argument can be made for both sides.

In Mitchell's favor:

-While Geronimo was babbling on about whether or not Mitchell "thinks he could take him", Mitchell would have ample time to have somebody else fly a helicopter over him and hit him with a large metal object.

-When Geronimo isn't looking, Mitchell could tie a hankerchief to the back of his belt, light Geronimo on fire, and have him instantly explode.


In Geronimo's favor:

-Being a "Texas Lawman", he is not bound by all of the same laws, oaths, and procedures that Mitchell, a mere American police officer, is.

-He knows how to use a slingshot, a net, and other "unconventional" weapons.

-Being a milk-drinker, he is obviously in better physical condition than Mitchell, whose diet consists mainly of Schlitt's and prostitutes.

-Mitchell would be easily distracted by Geronimo simply pointing and saying "Hey, I think that woman might have half an ounce of pot in her purse - you better go check!", at which time Geronimo would knock him out when he wasn't looking.

For these reasons, I personally would side with the Texas Lawman, but I am open to opposing arguments.