A MUST SEE!

I just watched "The Milpitias Monster" last night, holy cow what a turd. The people in this movie were all REALLY from the town of Milpitias, and couldn't act for crap. I nearly pissed myself with the dialogue anyway, but man the acting... here's a sample of a scene in the movie: 4 teens are up to no good in the high school parking lot and they appear to be smoking 2 cigarettes, but it's really weed becuase they're acting all goofy... they're talking about how to have some mischievous fun at the town's expense, but just then the principal comes walking towards them... oh no! They all jump from the car and throw down their weed filled cig's and stand in front of the car as if nothing's happening.. the principal is suspicious, and just then you see smoke coming from the passenger side of the car... "Hey Billy" the principal says, "your car's ON fire." The boys all run to the car and begin to stomp the fire out from the weed cig, then the principal says "you boys, come to my office." Then the "cool" guy (who you'll be able to spot due to his black leather coat) says the movie's greatest line... With a stern hand thrown in disgust he utters... "Ahhhhhhh BUSTed". Luckily the boys punishment is firing a cannon, which they later use to set the "50 foot tall" Milpitias Monster's wing on fire... which is either some dude in a big ass suit with some french fries for claws and big bug eyes, or stop motion animation...either that or in some parts the guy was having one hell of a seizure. Anyway, the dude's arm isn't long enough to reach the sparked up wing (this spot is the size of a baseball that's been set a-flame) so he's throwing his arm out the best he can to fan it or something and slowly hops off frame to let one of the crew put it out. Yeah, this was Oscar worthy stuff, the main character, a dude who reminded me of Blimpy (you know the dude from the Andy Capp comics?) was a wino who actually was drunk through the whole movie, either that or he just had a bad speach impediment, either way it was funny and served to mask his awful acting. The only guy that could act in the film was a 150 year old man with tattoos all over his arms, they keep stealing his trashcans and dumping garbage all over his driveway, which sent him into a frenzy and since this movie used the real people of the town his heartfelt "hey mayor, some little bastard's stole my garbage cans and dumped trash all over my driveway speach" is among the movie's crowning achievements. Ahhh what a great film. I give it 1 star becuase it's soooo bad it's good.