Watch at 3X speed...


... or 4X speed if you don't care as much about reading the subtitles.



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What about on speed?


You're so soft, you make me hard
I'll put you on a movie, don't you wanna?

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No, that's not a good idea.



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I laughed out loud until I thought about what it would be like to watch Jeanne Dielman on speed. Don't even joke about it, man! You would set the house on fire if you thought it would make the pain stop.

Janet! Donkeys!

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I quickly realized that my DVD player has a 1.4x speed and it plays the audio, when I heard voices I hit play and got the subtitles, then back to 1.4x speed. If my math is right, I still wasted 142 minutes on this (200 min.) movie.

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Noooo! The bathtub scene already goes by too fast...! (I know, I'm a pig...'(O)'

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