Hairspray: The Musical Is a Huge Hit - Female Should be Next!!!
I think John is crazy trying to adapt Cry-Baby, one of his least interesting movies.
It's Female that should be adapted and given the stage musical treatment.
I can see it now: Aunt Ida's Theme as she sings about Gator and how she worries about him. Take the line directly "I worry you'll work in an office..." and turn it into a song!
Chicklette and Concetta and Dawn sing: Just Because Were Pretty Everybody's Jelous!
You get the idea.
This would be a smash!
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