That had to be the funniest line in the entire film, when Dolemite spewed out his "rat soup" rap before fake karate kicking the villans! And the jump cuts between the poorly-lit love scenes were hilarious. I'm interested to know what were the favorite scenes of other viewers.
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my favorite scene was when he wanted to see "a honky dance". After all that was sad and done, the one girl lopping off the guys penis with a razor was just the icing on the cake.
shareThe boom-mike man, it shows in 75% of the movie. It is so bad i am sure they are doing it in purpose half the time.
Funny as hell.
G.
I like the part where Queen B is so overjoyed that Dolemite is being released from prison that she begins crying. The tears look like somebody just spit in her face.
shareMy favorite part was when the hooker is asking the john for the $100 he owes and he says "You should be payin me!!!" and throws $2 at her and says "Get some douche powder!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is it just me or did Dolemite have the ugliest hos? The hos in Pam Grier movies were much cuter!
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LIVING IN THE PAST
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People, do me a favour: Use the words "jive" and "turkey" a lot more every day. They're a hell of a lot funnier that the f- and s-words!
The Vikings are attacking! HUSS, HUSS, HUSS!
That is a grand idea... I shall start now... I will use them at work as often as possible- I am a Librarian... how cool will it be for me to call the obnoxious kids who use the Library Jive Turkeys?
"Belief is the Death of Intelligence" - Robert Anton Wilson
"I am Joe Blow the lova man, pu**y like you is dime a dozen, here's 2 dollar's get your self some dousch powder and clean yourself up for next time." That is one of my favorite lines, but the craziest scenes have to be Dolemite's karate performance, and the ripping out of Willy Green's heart at the end of the movie.
"You betta move over and let me pass, before I shove these Hush Puppies up your mutha *beep* ass."
Dolemite's women in the opening who get him out of prison and give him his new clothes are pretty hot. The rest are ok. How could you not like Chi-short for Chicago?
Dolemite=role model
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Yep, he says "Bottle"
shareNaw, he says 'powder' - that's what they used back then and mixed it with water and used a douche bag - my 70s babies know what I'm talking about - the big burgandy-ish water bottle hanging up in the shower - how many of yall used the long white douche tube as your microphone as a kid while singing in the shower? LMAAAO wow...
shareyea Mashona i def remembers those things from back in the days
shareMovieDude, lol. Queen Bee is *beep* hilarious.
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Accusing Dolemite Girl: Queeny, that bitch been stealin' from you.
Queen Bee: Say what?
Stealing Dolemite Girl: You a gahdamn lia' hoe.
Accusing Dolemite Girl: Oh, really?!
Queen Bee: Wait, hole' it. [snaps fingers] C'mon. Give it up. C'mon. [snaps fingers] Give it up. [snaps fingers] C'mon give it up. UH-UH. GIVE IT ALL UP! Well, I'll be gahdamned. Bitch, don't chew know: NOBODY steals from Dolemite's house. [slaps girl] Get cho sh!t - get outta here. GET OUT!
Dolemite's Other Girls: laughing AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
B-tch, you know I don't wear no cotton drawers!
(ho) No skit, Dolemite!
(cop) You'll be back, Dolemite.
(To cops) That skit ain't mine, muthaflicka!
and, finally, BREATHIN' DOWN YO' NECK!
That's my FAVOURITE TOO!!!
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
That scene seemed to come out of nowhere. I'm still trying to figure out what the purpose of it was and how it advanced the plot. It is funny to me just for that reason.
shareThat ain't no boom mike you jive-ass *beep* That is obviouly Dolemite's >BEEEEP< that got in the frame. Think about it...FOOL!!!!!
HA HA HA Just kiddin' my brother.....about the fool part anyway!!
"Oh no Dolemite! You'll be back!"
As Dolemite heads on into the Caddy... Anyone familiar with the scene following this will be smiling
Why no animations with darker faces? Aquamarine?
Mine is when Queen Bee finds out one of her 'hoes' been stealin'
'Pack yo *beep* and get outta here, get out!!!!' after bitch slappin her theivin ass!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!
'Boy let me pass fo' they be pullin' these *beep* hush puppies out yo' *beep* ass!
The scene with the "FBI Agent" NEVER fails to crack my ass up. It barely edges out the confrontation with the two cops and the Hush Puppies line.
"FBI, open your trunk."
"There's nothing in my truck, man. WHERE. IS. YOUR. WARRANT."
"I don't need a warrant, I'm FBI."
Between Rudy doing his Black Shatner impression and the "agent" sounding like he's got a tuna can stuck in his throat, it's just.. geek heaven.
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I love the scene where Willie Green is witnessing Dolemite getting framed and arrested in the backseat of his car.
I'm a little confused because he's supposed to be the biggest, baddest crime lord in LA, yet his car is missing a hubcap.
I guess pimpin really aint easy.
"GET IN THE CAHHH AND LES' CELABRATE!!!!!!!"
shareDolemite: YOU, GUARD! I want you to take these cheap mothaf_ckahs and wipe yo ass with 'em!
shareMy favorite part is when the chief of police, dolemite, and queen bee are talking and the cheif goes
"Dolemite, we need to make sure no one knows you are getting out of jail"
and then queen bee goes
*crying*"oh dolemite im so happy you are coming out, imma tell everyone you are getting out of jail"
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
My favorites besides those mentioned:
1) when the cops got over to the church to talk to the reverend and the reverend says: "I'll tell Dolemite you're looking for him." To which the cops reply: "That's mighty black of you, Reverend." too funny
2) when the cop looks in dolemite's trunk and says dolemite has stolen furs, but he has a ridiculous lisp that makes that phrase hilarious. also who doesn't love the brawl at the end when dolemite rips out willie green's heart? I love this movie.
The two cops get dolemite by his car (Man, move over an let me ass fo' you be taking the hush puppies out you *beep* ass)
The plant coke on him, then the one cop snorts some and for the rest of the scene he's got a big blob of coke under his nose!
And of course the finale of the scene:
Dolemite kicks there ass and say's....
"Thats for *beep* wit me you no-business, born insecure mother *beep*
HAHAHAHAHAHA, this film is absolutely ridiculous!
Who you waitin for?
I'm waitin for dolemite
FOR WHO?
(Dolemite enters)
DOL-E-MITE *beep* you heard her
It was a tough call between 'Joe Blow dee lova man' and 'Man let me pass, fo they have to be pullin these Hushpuppies from your *beep* ass.'
But after some thought... 'Joe Blow" FTW.
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look girls this mofo got ritem
If i see a ghost i cut the Mutha*ucker