Things I learned from 'Carry on Behind'
You can go swimming outdoors in Easter in England without freezing to death.
Even when there are no leaves on the trees, it will still be warm enough to wander around in a bikini.
Mothers-in-law can be almost the same age as their daughters.
Caravans are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside.
People on campsites will, without hesitation, vandalise a public address system.
You can accidentally lock someone in a fridge and he won't bang on the door or shout for help.
Sexy Russian women have a burning desire for middle aged homosexual bachelors.