Yay !!!

I'm more than positive you're joking, but hey, I'll humor you anyway - Yeah, it was the greatest movie of all, especially all the cheesy narrations and flashbacks in narrations we never saw and the idea of carrying . . . whatever those tubular things were supposed to be in this personalized whatever-they-were cases and the idea of driving a dunebuggy through a swamp, the hero getting bitten by a snake before he even faces the monster, the skinny blond in the yellow bikini not even realizing there's something in the water until it's right on top of her, the shower-cap sale, the camera flashes for bullets, the ugly guy in his boxers, the leaky swimming pool in the beginning . . . am I helping at all?