For example...
"August 18, 1973. A day of horror they never seen coming. It happened."
P.S. I know the film was only loosely based on reality. The idea is simply to create the most effective and sensational tag line as if you were promoting the film back in 1974.
-Experience the most terrifying movie of this summer.
-Watch out for the saw, it's coming for you next.
-So gory, we cant even show you the poster!
-You thought Psycho was violent and scary, no this is scary!
-Sausage... It is not.
-Gasoline... You need it... They have it... in their chainsaw!
-Be still, my beating heart
-It was the summer of love... But not this summer
-They killed your friends. They killed your brother. And they want you for dinner.
"Experience the most pleasant romantic comedy of all time."
Imagine how scared you'd be if went into the cinema expecting something nice, then this movie happened.
It is the only functional family that you will ever meet.
The family that slays together stays together.
The best down home barbeque in Texas.
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-Don't mess with Texas.
-It's exactly what you think it is.
-You will need to show a Doctors permission slip when purchasing tickets at the box office.
-Summer. Teenage. Nightmare.
-Meathook, Murdered & Eaten.
-70's Summer, Slaughter House, Hitchhiker, Death & Cannibalism... TEXAS FOREVER!
jrpk-96787, it was used in the 1982 movie "Pieces".
Pieces....It's exactly what you think it is!
"They prayed for death so the horror would end."
"The barbecue of the bizarre."
"You are the main course on the dinner menu from Hell."
See the movie no one should see...for their own sanity! 😫
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"Watch this movie. You may just get hooked."
Whirring teeth of terror!
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