Best Line!!! - Flesh for Frankenstein (1974) Discussion

[–] SheBear 18 years ago

What? No one's responding? There are so many good lines.

I’m not going to die in WAIN!

You may punch but don’t kill him or damage his head in any way. I need his brain for my zombie.

To find a man who likes to make love to anything we have to go to such a place.

Two girls - one man -he must be very powerful. Look at his head!

Breathing is better than not breathing.

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[–] luke1968 18 years ago

How dare you wake me in the middle of the day when you know I am an insomniac.

My apples have rolled all over the place.

Beauty has always been very important to me. In fact I have always insisted on it.

filthy thing.

quite obviously. (in response to the baron's explanation that his dinner guests have some serious medical problems.

how can i work in these conditions, you know i like everything clean and bright.

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[–] dairyman_thelogicone 18 years ago

"Take him!"

"Make him unconscious!"

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[–] kyleveit 18 years ago

my personal fave, besides the gall bladder one which cannot be surpassed, is "YOU ARE A SEX MANIAC!"

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[–] ashtonu 18 years ago

"...and they vill pop-oolate and pop-oolate..."

Oh, and also: "VHY must you alvays pick on father???"

Of course, my top favorite is the recurring "...You filthy thing!" but someone mentioned that one already.

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[–] Gibski 17 years ago

Nasum! lol

kiss him! kiss him! kiss him! kiss him!

what are you waitin for! kill him! (reminds me of arnie in predator...."what are you waitin for! do it nowwww! kill me!" lol )

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[–] NurseNicole 17 years ago

Heh, I came on here to post "I'm not going to die in wain!", but you beat me to it.

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[–] wizo-2 18 years ago

I agree. I love that line! Easily the best! They screened it at a theatre right above where I work last night but I was working and obviously sad. But I own it...but itd be great to see it with lotsa people wanting to see it insted of me forcing freinds to see it.

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[–] ashtonu 18 years ago

And also "'a broh-tell', Baron?"

And of course (somone mentioned this one too, but it's still one of the best):

"TWO vomen??????? ONE MAN?????!!!! He must be very POWERFUL, Otto! Look at his head!!!!"

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

Why are you looking at me? You filthy thing! turn around!!
cracks me up everytime

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[–] ashtonu 18 years ago

YES! I haven't laughed so hard in a movie for years. That bit is hilarious!

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

Hehe, I laughed when the dracula man said, "get my sister"

"I like girls"¨

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

Uhm, sorry but there is no Dracula in Flesh For Frankenstein..

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

Well.. so what?

omg..

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

the topic is Best Line, so we are supposed to write down what we thought was the best line. get it?? so don't drag other movies in here..

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

What do u care anyways.... that guy played in a dracula movie...!

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

Duh! Why didn't you just write that quote in the message board for that "Dracula movie" then?

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

ummm.. HELLO..! people can make mistakes!!

daha...

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

lol! so you didn't wonder when you saw the name Flesh For "FRANKENSTEIN"? and not Dracula? :P

By the way..Don't be so hasty. It doesnt fit you

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

WELL... its the same actor..! and by the way how the H E L L do u know what fits me? *beep* u

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

what do you mean by "it's the same actor"? that really doesnt have anything to do with it, does it?

Ehhmm..because it just look so DUMB when people get mad over the internet. thats why!

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

yes, it does.. he played in the same movie... and i can make a mistake cant i?
well i get mad when people like u get on my nerves...

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

WTF?!?!? the only thing I said, and I quote; "Uhm, sorry but there is no Dracula in Flesh For Frankenstein"

and you just attack me? whats your problem? get a life

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

are u telling me to get a life??? ur the one who just had to say against me...!

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

"are u telling me to get a life???"

Yeah, you can read, cant you?

I just told you that there was no Dracula man in flesh for frankenstein, and you psyched.

P.S: YOUR MOTHER!

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

Nope, youre still the psycho one. You just goes on and on about something you dont know anything about.

Bet you havent even seen the movie. you were just bored and made that stuff up.

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

i sure have seen it... u *beep*

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

Do you think I care?

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] mizz_blondy3 18 years ago

ur not worth it...

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[–] Fornarina 18 years ago

so WHY do you keep posting?

"I wonder who the real cannibals are"

http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=14707158

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[–] ryan_fairhurst 18 years ago

thanks for the entertainment guys, i love web fights they're so fricken funny

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[–] ashtonu 18 years ago

Yeah, I busted my gut laughing, LOL.

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[–] AndyRyan 18 years ago

For goodness sake, Mizzy just meant the line in THIS movie that is spoken by Udo Keir. She referred to him as the Dracula guy cos that's the role he played in Andy Warhol's Blood for Dracula, a companion movie to this one. She's not talking about a line in that movie, so she IS posting in the right place. Leave her alone!

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[–] SheBear 18 years ago

Well following along those lines I think the best line from Andy's Warhol's Dracula is "the blood of these whores is killing me."

I can't remember the exact speech but Udo is going on and on and I couldn't understand a word so I rewatched and he said something about the "tresh" that popoolates and repopoolates and oh I don't know it was hysterical.

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[–] craig-278 17 years ago

The real cannibals were in fact the cannibals!

"I'm entitled. Simple. End of.."

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[–] Gibski 17 years ago

i think she meant the actor when she said the dracula man...offhand she didn't recall the actor's name...so said the guy who played dracula in a movie...meaning she'd seen the movie where he played dracula/a vampire...which is good isn't it?

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[–] Mpudi21 17 years ago

My favorite:

"What are you waiting for!?....okay, I'll do it myself, you fool."

His delivery of the line gets me everytime.

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[–] Ayatollah 17 years ago

Was that the line right after he said "don't just stand there, get me some chemicals!"? If so, that's my favorite line after "two girls?" and "you filthy thing!"

"To think is to say no."

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[–] suburbannightmare 17 years ago

I love that line (in fact, the "Why are you standing there? Get me some chemicals?" line is my message alert tone on my mobile. Ha. how's that for sad???) I like the way the Baron silences Otto's protests: "SHAT AP! Otto." Udo's accent is like nothing else in this movie. Sweet:)

"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."

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[–] jennys1983 17 years ago

The gall bladder quote is definitely the best quote, I put it in my phone and saved it as an outgoing text message as I do with all quotes I absolutely mustn't forget!! I'm just watching this movie now and I've never heard of it before so I've checked it out on imdb, can't believe someone else put the quote up as their favourite too, so cool :)

Also, it's not technically a quote, but the sucking noises that the baroness makes when she's ... well, essentially attacking the back of Joe's character's arm and his side with her mouth had me absolutely pissing my sides!! rotflmao

It tickles me how when they pronounce 'laboratory' it sounds like 'lavatory'. Childish, but there you go. The "make him unconscious" line has just been on!

-"There's no such thing as trolls."
-"Then how do you explain all the dead unicorns?"

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[–] suburbannightmare 17 years ago

heh heh, absolutely, the comedy german accents MAKE this film. And of course, the lovely Mr Kier. God, he was attractive in his youth!!!:)

"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe...."

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[–] Gibski 17 years ago

this was ABSOLUTELY my favourite line in the movie:

Baron Frankenstein: "The medical profession would love to claim my achievement as part of their own and call it a giant stride forward of medicine. But they can't. It is a giant stride forward for me!"

lol it's so funny the way he delivers it...and so honest hehe

glad imdb have it in their memorable quotes....but they hardly have anything...someone should put more in there....so many classic lines in the movie

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[–] juan-93 17 years ago

My fave is the "Kiss him" part! It's absolutely hilarious!

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[–] exploitation1950-1 17 years ago

Two vomen he mushed be very powerful look at his head classic

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[–] simon_ariel 17 years ago

"that manus you brought me was very good."
and, of course
"the perfect...nasum."

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[–] The-Russian-Spy 17 years ago

I loved that film but one of the greatest lines was,

"My beautiful sister!!!! The mother of my children!!!!"

I cried at that one.

Badgers? We don't NEED no stinking badgers!

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[–] MystMoonstruck 16 years ago

"All her insides are out."

"Why must you always pick on Muzzer?!" (umm... Mother)

"It's all your fault!" (flings severed hand from him since it refuses to fit back on the stump)

Being an insomniac though not with the same results:
"How DARE you wake me up in the middle of the day when you know I have insomnia?!"

I agree. I love this one: "I am not going to die in wain." (umm... vain)

~~MystMoonstruck~~

NOTE: No one commented on this, but did anybody understand why the kisses didn't work? Did no one notice a certain future-zombie checking out his~um~friend's bottom at the brothel? *blush* She wasn't his type!