Surely a film such as this one deserves such a thread ?
1. Satanists are not very popular in rural England.
2. The best way to completely incapacitate a policeman is throwing a semi-wet towel at his face.
3. If ever there is an award for random nudity in the opening scenes, this film will win it for sure.
What else ?
Always ask yourself :"What would Neil Patrick Harris do ?"
4. People with long hair and *beep* clothes don't like the police.
5. Tiny newsagents in rural seventies England will develop photos on site in less then 12 hours.
6. When looking at the photos of a local murder and discussing the fact the murder was committed by dead people who don't show up on film,the Newsagent standing less then a foot away will take no notice and not comment on the nature of the photos he just developed for you.
7. He will then helpfully show you the newspaper with photos of the dead local you asked about-even though the police have just confiscated the photos you made him develop.
8. Hospital morgues and baby wards are very easy to wonder into and the doctors who work there are very very keen to tell and show you all that goes on in both departments.. and are even happy to let you lend a hand in sedating violent babies.
9.The recently dead/revived are extremely flammable..even the ones who are constanty dripping wet because they drowned themselves.
10. You are allowed to shoot unarmed murder suspects at close range as many times as you like. Everyone will think you are a hero and not question the guilt of the suspect or wonder why you didn't just stop him so he could stand trial.
11. The movie captures the attitude of some police officers perfectly. Hate doesn't come from nowhere. Give them a uniform and a badge and they act like Hitler on crack!. And as the dickhead Inspector said to George "You don't like the police" and George replied "You make it easy". So true that remark.
12. Stupid bitches always stand around doing nothing while people near them get attacked and killed. By reacting they could have saved the person's life that was being attacked. See the riverside killing where the guy was caught on camera being killed by the tramp zombie. The woman there just stood and watched him get strangled to death... stupid *beep* that she is. Being depressed is no excuse for standing there and watching her husband get murdered.
13. Just because a truck from a morgue in Manchester visits the local hospital/morgue in the village. That doesn't mean the movie or morgue in the movie is set in Manchester as the title from some places where the movie is shown would suggest it did.
14. Women should never drive. Especially not a mini cooper. They are a disaster waiting to happen. Just ask George about what happened to his bike near the start of the movie. George's attitude towards her after it happened was spot on. It was the right attitude to take.
"Whatever it is. It makes the dead get up and walk."
15. George should have stayed at home.
16. Zombies don't show up on camera film for some reason.
17. The dead coming back to life is NOT SCIENCE!
18. If you hear a high pitched whining noise, run!
19. Newborn babies are capable of attacking grown humans and can do real damage.
20. Seriously. BEWARE THE BABIES!
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21. A British police inspector hunting a murder suspect can tell one of his constables to "Arm the men and shoot to kill".
22. If you need to climb a ladder to escape from a zombie, you should really kick the ladder away to stop it climbing after you.
23. Zombies like to sneak into hotels, find out which room their victim is staying in, pick the lock, then hide behind the door to surprise them.
24. You can resurrect the dead with a combine harvester, an oscilloscope and a rotating loudspeaker.
25. If someone drowns, they will still be soaking wet even after the post mortem and the funeral.
26....additionally, the rope they used to aid in their suicide will still be left hanging around their necks.
27. If you're a police man, lying on the ground and being attacked by zombies, the best form of defence is to cry out "Sergeant - there are dead people ... trying to kill me!"
28. George's friend is still expecting him for the weekend. They've waited for 40 years, but still no sign of him.
29. Zombies, when they come back from the dead, their outfits immediately change to what their line of work was.
30. Is this movie Italian, Spanish, English? What is it?
31. When your motorcycle breaks down, just leave it at the gas station for repair and take off. Honor system.
32. Zombies sometimes walk slow sometimes fast. Depends on their mood.
33. George can turn into a zombie even by just getting shot and not bitten by zombies.
34. Anyone who happens to see a zombie must die. No witnesses.
35. A tramp looks hip in the 70's
36. if you pick up a rock and smash a zombie's in the head in self defense, you're
dead for sure.
37. After being trapped in a room full of zombies and finally got to find a tiny hole to crawl out, the zombies casually walked out of the room from different locations.
Are Satanists popular ANYWHERE?!!
I'm not sure I'd want one as my next door neighbour, although saying that my old next door neighbour was a racist and a sexist so maybe a Satanist would be preferable actually...
When someone tells you "Everything's going to be alright" it isn't. But then, I already knew that from lots of other movies.
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