For you UFOlogists

I don't believe in UFOs and Roswell was simply a kinda-secret military weather balloon, just to get that out of the way first. I once saw a documentary, filmed in California which absolutely cleared up, 100%, what these loony tune UFO crazies have been claiming for years. Seems that peeps were all aflutter over some "mysterious lights in the night time California sky that moved quickly and turned at right angles" blah blah blah. So, several scientists had a theory: They took some rocks and subjected them to extreme pressures, essentially just crushing them against one another and lo and behold, "light particles" shot off the rocks and bounced around their laboratory. And those lights peeps were seeing? Near the San Andreas fault. That explained it yessir, it's simply a natural phenomena, tectonic plates in action. It was on TV a long time ago but I'm gonna go search Youtube for it.