Favorite Quotes


In a seance, deep female voice speaks - Ezraaaa. Ezzra Cobb. This is Herbert. Make my wife a woman again. She needs it Ezra. She needs it soooo bad"

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"Carnival?"

"A fella'd get lost in all that fat!"

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Ezra Cobb to the captive Mary Ransom - "See this here? This here's a belly drum"
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Maurine Selby: "There it is" (thinking she's touching Ezra's boner)instead it's Ez's gun she's touching. Ez then pulls the gun completely out of his pants and shoots Maurine.

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"Good 'n hot".

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"I apologize for calling you a hog, momma"

also mentioned before, but:
"Ez, he says...he misses the carnal aspect of our marriage."
"...carnival?"

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My favorite line was in the bar where Ezra was checking out Mary. The drunk says "Look at those tits... both of them !" Really ? Both you say ?

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I apologize for calling you a hog, mama.

If you need the head for repairs or something, just take the head.

I don't think she is all there... you know... in upstairs.

Look at them tits! Both of them! I've seen tits and I've seen tits from Portugal to Yokohama. Those are the Tits with a capital T.

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I can't remember the exact quote but when the Mother talks about how handsome Ezra is and how women will find him so attractive...

and then they cut away to him with this horrible derp expression looking anything but.

Cracked me right the hell up. :D

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"The wages of sin is gonorrhea, syphilis, and DEATH!"

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