Stupendous!

As in stupendously bad!

Don't get me wrong, if you enjoy watching low budget 70's cheeseball production values and seeing celebrities in their twilight years adlibbing their way through unrehearsed scenes shot by a blind cameraman with direction from someone whose previous experience was herding crack addicted cats and edited by a chainsaw wielding maniac then this is for you.

It's suggested that watching this movie should only be attempted while under the influence of demon elixir or pharmaceuticals. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while watching this.

It wouldn't surprise me if it turned out that the credits are longer than the script.

After slogging through this celluloid Chinese water torture (sadly, sober) I had to go sniff a skunk's butt to get rid of the stench!