Things I've learnt from The Black Godfather (1974)

1) Being a criminal means that most of the time, you are sitting behind a desk.
2) Police detectives wear funny hats.
3) If you screw up a robbery, your partner dies, and you get wounded, a mob boss will recognize you as 'talented.'
4) Cat fights do not need an explanation.
5) White criminals cannot shoot straight.
6) Black criminals, however, can.