my roomate is calling me charles

But you haven't lost a crop yet. You're still batting above average.

Uh oh. You'd better be able to live up to that reputation. You can start by punching him out :D

HAVENT YOU HEARD...CHARLES IS IN CHARGE.

You sound like the mighty Charles. The hero of old who stole the thunder from the gods. Unrivaled crafter of chairs. He who smote the Creeper of Walnut Grove back to Hades and who singlehandedly decimated the hordes of Sleepy Eye. HE IS CHUCK - SCOURGE OF THE WORLD DESTINED TO CRUSH THE UNIVERSE IN THE PALM OF HAND! And he bought a nice dress for his wife.

Tell that roommate to fix you a rhubarb pie and bear you a son!