He just jumped in yonder crick and splashed around a bit. Then he'd head home to lament about how his faulty seed couldn't produce no male youngens.
shareLOL!!! This is a violation but I can't help laughing. Good shit!
shareHmm, maybe that crick had stuff in it that suppressed Chaz’ testosterone levels. Like what they did to the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.
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Exactly. You worked dawn to dark. No electricity, so you didn't realize what you were missing. You're fun was slap & tickle, bump & grind, in & out.
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He took a shower Jason, similar to the style that Fred Flintstone took (Just substitute the woolly mammoth with Chuck standing behind Bunny the horse). Since it was the 19th century, it wasn’t as if he stood out as smelling any worse than anyone else :D
shareUnfortunately, no one, not even Charles himself can answer that question. The reason is that lazy Charles never spent a day working. He was perpetually out of work, a shoplifter, and a busy body that made himself feel better about his pathetic life by getting up in everyone's business.
shareThough once in a while he'd go out of town, way out and work with high explosives because it paid good.
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