I really widh we would have had a Waltons/ LHOP crossover episode
Somehow someway
The waltons come to Walnut Grove.
Over night john , Olivia, Grandpa and Grandma walton run away from the kids
So Charles says Ill adopt the clan!
Caroline says we cnat handle it! Charles gets his buddy chris to extend the cabin
John boy tries to be a writer but charles tells him real men work on farms so john boy pouts and gets all aggravated and decides to live with teh olseons
Caroline tries to get mary and jason to fall in love and get married
Jason starts strumming on his guitar, Charles fires up teh fiddle and they start a band called "The Freckle Nips" where Charles always performs without a shirt and they have songs such as ",My nips are big", "Lick my nip" "Have you seen nips like mine?" and "Hi, Im Nips" and Mrs oleson becomes the manager
Laura gets jealous of elizabeth and pushes her down a well and blames it on carrie so charles and caroline give carrie to miss beadle
charles leaves hanson and starts his own mill with help from ben and jason. Hanson goes out of business and charles says "thats just life"
john boy writes a scathing article in teh daily newspaper about charles and all of his mistakes. The town starts to turn on Charles
charles cries as his business falters and gets drunk and confronts john boy. john boy refuses to fight so charles throws himself through 3 windows and swings a 2x4 at himself to break his ownribs
Charles sets up doc baker to fail at a "surgery" on laura and mary ellen becomes the new doc.
Nels Oleson confronts charles about his 200.00 in debt and charles orders ben and jason to take him out so they do.
Caroline takes over the mercantile but it closes shop due to the ingals constantly taking stuff off the shelves and not being able to pay the businesses they get it from
john boy goes to Mantoko(spelling) and finds his parents and grandparents, who are being held hostage by mr edwards.
turns out charles wanted a even bigger family so mr edwards kidnapped the elder waltons. john boy sets upa poker game that mr edwards cant avoid and john boy sneaks out the elder waltons
they go back to walnut grove with Nels, Hanson, Miss Beadle, and Doc Baker
theirs a big concert at charles barn with "The freckle nips"
The elder waltons and john boy pass the log cabin and see Chris going to town on Caroline
The waltons walk up and charles mouth drop
the walton kids go running to the parents crying saying "yes your back"
Ben says "NO THIS IS MY DAD. CHARLES INGALLS. IM NOW BEN INGALLS"
charles grabs a shovel and attacks john walton. grandpa walton puts a big boot to charles
john gets the upper hand and break charles ribs
the next morning charles is escorted out of town by the citizens of walnut grove and they tell him if he ever comes back theyll shoot him
charles walks off crying and says "Ben come to papa." Ben looks at him with disgust and spits at him
1 week later
caroline and chris get married and mary and jason get married
the waltons go back to virgina while mary and jason get edwards old cabin
miss beadle tries to give carrie back to caroline who refuses so the walton takes her
the last shot is olivia walton fawning over carrie and elizabeth looks on in disgust, then sees a well and gives a wink to the camera