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Really bad theme park ideas. Please contribute.

posted 9 years ago by GreenJell0
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ISIS World

Holocaust World

Joseph Stalin World

Putin's Land

Ferguson Land

Obama World - sorry that ones actually real.

Bush's Fault World - the land of appeasement for liberal posters with no sense of humor.

FOX News Channel World - the above BF World proved so popular with liberals that some acreage catering to the same crowd was created next door.

IMDB Admin World - a place where your thread will get deleted because it was judged to be too political or whatever other reason or maybe too many people complained because serious subjects were being made light off and some couldn't handle that.

Hater's World -

Troll World

Grammer, Puncuation, Spelling Troll Correcting World - shut down due to low ticket sales.

Mom Washes Out Your Potty Mouth With Soap World -

Mom's Basement World - Have We Got A Vacation For YOU!
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So what are the chances this thread will stay up, because I've got no idea?
Too many cheapshots? Too much fodder for flame wars. Ooh, there's an idea - Flame World

Maybe just put something down, but don't argue too much with previous posts, cause that'll be the death of this stupid idea of a thread.

[–] nerevar59 9 years ago

Flame World. Flamer World.

[–] EtaoinShrdlu001 9 years ago

JERSEY WORLD!

"Meet the Sopranos at the Jersey Shore!"
-- fearuring Lucky Nucky's Time Machine Crapshoot

JERSEY WORLD!

"It's a death-trap! It'll rip the bones off your back!"

JERSEY WORLD!

"Bring 2 empty cans of Pepsi and get $20 off for a family of 5
on the Toxic Chemical Spill & Thrill Innertube River Ride."
(Get in this year, before the EPA screws it for everybody!)
(lol - Who you kiddin'?)

JERSEY WORLD!

25% of all admissions go to Christie's Campaign!*
(You gotta fu/!ng problem wit' dat?)

JERSEY WORLD!
Drive the Jersey City Bridge Auto Challenge!
(Children Welcome! Cars do not move!)

JERSEY WORLD!**

*Chris Christie, he's the Governor of North Jersey - when he's here.
**South Jersey not included.

[–] libby2130 9 years ago

DUGGARLAND)

all the females must wear dresses...cover up that body and those shoulders lest you temp the men folk use ma duggar michelles fake baby voice for the voiceovers on the rides.

pa duggar will make sure all the unmarried couples are prevented from hugging and kissing.

play "to train up a child" in the kiddie area (pearlville)... you too can train your 4 month old child to stay on the blanket!!! pick a switch and beat them every time they try to get off the blanket!!! after all according to the Pearls that 4 month old is out to get you!

( to train up a child is a real book michelle used..and help the pearls sell, at least 3 kids have died because of the abuse taught in this book)

this would be a REALLY REALLY bad park

[–] EtaoinShrdlu001 9 years ago

I'm your Uncle Ernie and I welcome you to

TOMMY'S HOLIDAY CAMP!

The Camp with a Difference
Nevermind the Weather
When you're here at Tommy's
The Holiday's Forever!!
Yaah-Haa!

(So, put on your Eye Shades,
Put in you Ear Plugs,
You know where to put the Cork!)

I prefer the toad less raveled.

[–] iwals 8 years ago

Gator World -- bring the kids! Be careful at the petting zoo.

Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever.

[–] jbuckets 8 years ago

To everyone who posted here: Kudos!!! ☺

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[–] Dustbowler 8 years ago

Prison World

Proctology World

Who says violence is not the answer?

[–] the_la_baker 8 years ago

Liberaland - Where everybody knows your preferred pronouns, your *beep* doesn't stink, and women rule the world.

[–] robj-5 8 years ago

Jimmy Savile Family Park... kids get in free

[–] bing-57 8 years ago

How about a world where they create real dinosaurs from fossils and then put them in flimsy cages and invite the tourists to pet them. Nothing could go wrong.

--
What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

[–] ElRaisuli 8 years ago

"VestVorld" - it's like "WestWorld" only with German accents.