Favourite MST3K lines


"Oh my unclean hand? I use it all the time."

"Now let's do naked lunch."

"Well he drinks, he takes drugs, I'd trust him."

"It's interpretive theatre. We're playing bacon. Bacon...bacon...bacon."

"Care to serve me some borsht with that? DR STALIN!"

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GazHack
I've sent you a mail in your Imdb Private Message Box.
A.K.

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In a month, an epidemic. In two months, two epidemics!

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MMMMMmmmm, that's good smack.

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Crow: Now see, what did that scene have to do with the movie?
Servo: Nothing

Crow: Hikeeba! Gotta go!

Stryker: Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you
Servo: I just want to spread you on some toast

Servo: Oh no they killed Snuggles!

Crow: Snuggles get off me!

Joel: Do you think I look like Shatner?

Joel: Oh that's good smack!

Servo: She makes love just like a woman. She takes love just like a woman but she breaks just like a little girl

Crow: No don't take the Plymouth...it's a rental!

Servo: Hi clock. Hi bulletin board. Hi guy

(as the Professor gets shot)
Joel: Hey I wonder if he's got any medicine for that
Servo: Oh I doubt it

Servo: The closer he gets...
Joel: The better she looks. Well, maybe not

Servo: Destined to be trapped in Made for TV movies!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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