The Laziest Board in All of IMDb

Look, I know that we don't all have the necessary means for the necessary means for consistent postings, however this is anything but a level playing field.
Days between posts, spotty replies...I guess what I 'm trying to say is that it's lonely in the hot tub over here...Perhaps we could see each other socially a little more often? You know, for fun and games, and the occasional oat soda.

Dresses like a model
Talks like a liar
She sounds like a bimbo
But she thinks like a scholar