The Posts of Wrath

I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's an argument, so bored people can watch movies, I'll be there.

Wherever there's a troll badmouthin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys post when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're watchin' Chucky and they know he's 'bout to kill someone, and when the people are watchin' the stuff they like and laughin' at stuff they find funny - I'll be there, too.

(OK, so maybe fighting trolls isn't as heroic as I think.)

I've been around Joe all afternoon and I haven't seen him do one smart thing yet.