101 things we learned from Robin Hood - Robin Hood (1973) Discussion

#8 everyone knows if you dont pay you taxes you go to jail, the one bright side is you will be serenaded by a rooster, so i guess its got its ups and downs, i know, that pun was unintentional. but ill leave it.

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[–] scratchcampbell 13 years ago

#9 chickens are good at football, which evidently was actually invented in england along long time ago. by chickens, which would explain why they were good at it.

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[–] scratchcampbell 13 years ago

#10 if someone makes fun of you, then those close to you will jump on the band wagon, for example the sheriff is caught singing the song about the king, so even if you are a king your friends will still stab you in the back, figuratively and sometimes literally.

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[–] scratchcampbell 13 years ago

#11 Never ever under any circumstances trust a bear and a fox who are dressed like gypsies of all things, because if you do, well my friend you are asking for trouble.

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[–] scratchcampbell 13 years ago

#12 if you hire rhinos as guards they are probably going to do more damage than good.

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[–] scratchcampbell 13 years ago

#13 if you are having an event of any sorts and are expecting any kind of shenanigans to ensue, refrain from using a a big top type circus tent, because it will fall on people sooner or later, especially if you have rhinos running around after football playing hens.

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[–] jsn_reece 11 years ago

Snakes also sleep with their eyes closed.

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[–] onward-1 13 years ago

Crossbows had safety catches, and they were unreliable.

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[–] CFKane1982 13 years ago

#15 Snakes who have the power of hypnotism and can force a King to go on a crusade are only doing so because they like being submissive to their dominate Lion boyfriends.

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[–] CaptainSR 13 years ago

16) If you're strapped for cash & being hounded by the Sheriff, don't hide coins in your cast if you're gonna be walking about.

"Harry you're alive....and you're a horrible shot."

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[–] TR_Wolf 13 years ago

In the 12th Century in the English Midlands, most people had American accents, particularly Texan ones, and American Football was played.

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[–] shadura 13 years ago

Oh my god, #15 is hilarious!!!!

#18 12th Century English church mice are not. so. quiet. in fact, they'll speak their mind to government officials if they feel a social injustice is being done. "Quiet as church mice" must be a post 12th century phrase.

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[–] DisneyKnight4 13 years ago

19. Friars are excellent fighters!

Tangled up since 12/31/10

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[–] TheOneManBoxOffice 13 years ago

#20. We now know how Robin Hood really took it. The "Oo-de-lally" song pretty muched proved that with "they were drinking, they just guzzled it down".

Hopefully you got this joke.

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[–] Goomboss 13 years ago

#21: Bears can outrun airborne arrows.

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[–] Shad0wEdg3 13 years ago

#22 - Prince John will show Robin Hood who wears the crown! *clunk!*

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[–] lolstar6 13 years ago

In the 12th Century in the English Midlands, most people had American accents, particularly Texan ones, and American Football was played.

Very true

23. A stork with a thick (London?) accent is probably a fox trying to get your attention

24: Snakes can actually become helicopters if they put a balloon on their heads

25) Jewels on rings are surprisingly easy to suck out.

"I can't think of anything more exhilarating than a trip to London."

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[–] jaded_jester79 13 years ago

26. Solid gold hubcaps are easy to jack.

27. It's hard to sleep if someone is yelling "all's well!" every hour.

28. Always test the trapdoor to your homemade scaffold.

29. Make sure that your wishy-washy friend takes a loyalty oath before you do something that can get your head chopped off.

Listen! Do you smell something?

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[–] shadura 12 years ago

30. Hiss is never around when you need him.

--It's not my fault I'm socially awkward, I'm from Alaska--

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[–] shadenelewis 12 years ago

Don't take from the poor box unless you want a beating.

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[–] jive_turkey67 12 years ago

#31. Snakes don't walk......they slither

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[–] clacton0 12 years ago

32. Every town / Has its ups and downs / Sometimes ups / Outnumber the downs / But not in Nottingham.

www.youtube.com/eastangliauk

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[–] Shimmer_Me_Timbers 11 years ago

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[–] Laestig 12 years ago

#33: Princh John has got a dirty thumb.

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[–] legolas_rox1 12 years ago

(pleaase someone get this)
#34 Snakes are actually furry

Sleep, don't turn away You are safest way into tomorrow

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[–] LadyN1 12 years ago

#35 its a-ok for a grown female vixen to engage in mock flirty roleplay and kiss a 7 year old rabbit

#36 Despite being a king of England you willingly believe that a) a bear who's voice and face, and the fact that he is the only bear residing in Sherwood, you should recognise from the last time he robbed you in BROAD DAYLIGHT is posing as an ally and if that didn't tip you off b) he claims to be a Duke of Chutney (yeah where is that on your map again John?)

#37 Despite claiming that you can't just walk up to a girl you haven't seen in a years hand her a bouquet and say "hey he were kids together will you marry me? You propose to her first time you see her again. Thus proving Robin Hood either has short term memory loss or is one heck of a smooth operater.

But I digress Robin and Marian are awesome even in Disney logic where 1 day together means married with kids on the way by the end of the week.

beauty freedom love truth

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[–] MightyTiki 12 years ago

39.) King Richard the Lionheart appears to have an outlaw for an in-law.

40.) 7 year old rabbits make really good nanny's (running away with Robin Hood and Maid Marian at the wedding to "keep his eye on things").

41.) King John is "[He's] maaaaaaaaddddddddddddd"

42.) Animals have their own version of Robin Hood and "Well folks, that's the way it really happened."

"Toto, I've [got] a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

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[–] Anglik 11 years ago

39.) King Richard the Lionheart appears to have an outlaw for an in-law.

^^^ This got me a-sniggering like a good ole tickling :-)

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[–] Shimmer_Me_Timbers 11 years ago

#37 Despite claiming that you can't just walk up to a girl you haven't seen in a years hand her a bouquet and say "hey he were kids together will you marry me? You propose to her first time you see her again. Thus proving Robin Hood either has short term memory loss or is one heck of a smooth operater.

I found this far more entertaining than I should've. I'm getting crazy looks for laughing so hard at my computer.

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