Attention Everyone! (What The Alligator Could've Been Planning To Say)

Got the idea to make this thread after reading comments on this thread http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070608/board/thread/167984871 and I came up with what he could've been planning to say to everyone. Please, add your own ideas of what he could've said.

Attention everyone! It is with great pleasure to announce that the Sheriff of Nottingham has won the archery tournament.

Attention everyone! Due to the fact that there's been no hanging, it is time to go home.

Truck or Squad. What side are you on?