"Isn't It Shocking?" features some great dry humour including this exchange when a cleaning lady spots the chief of police and his secretary, Blanche and rather indelicately brings up the recent murders of the local senior citizens:
Freida: "Who's gonna' get it today, Daniel?"
Blanche: (appauled) "Neat, Freida. Think you're next?"
Freida: "It's no joke, Blanche."
Blanche: "Well, don't worry, Freida. He wouldn't touch you. You're too old."
Anymore, AL?
Yes. In the restaurant scene when the police chief takes his girlfriend and her children out for supper:
Barnes: "Okay, what are you gonna have, Calvin?"
Calvin: "Fay-shue-wada."
Barnes: "Huh?"
Calvin: "Fay-shue-wada!"
Calvin's mom: "He always asks for that when we go out."
Barnes: "Does he get it?"
One more? Okay.
Russell: "Who are we looking for, Chief?"
Chief: "A man with a machine, a portable murder machine. So if you see him Russell, don't shake hands with him."
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