"Listen, it'd be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot!"
Tom (I think): "It'd be funny if the earthquake killed your whole family."
"Get off that thing, it's rented!"
"Jet Jaguar? What a stupid name!"
The first Laverne & Shirley reference.
The crew's unbridled laughter as Godzilla does his tail slide.
Joel: "Must be a blue moon out tonight..."
Crow: "Oh my god, the humidifier committed suicide!"
Joel: "Say, these Klan meetings have really lightened up! Very festive!"
Servo: "The gods do not approve of this inept car-chase sequence!"
Servo: "Oh c'mon...FAKEY!"
Servo: "Oh, it's just a big roach!"
Servo: "Meanwhile, a plastic set somewhere..."
Joel, to Jet Jaguar's magic size increase: "What, did he eat wonderbread?"
Servo: "I know I should be excited and scared and all...but all I can think of is sweaty Japanese guys...in the rubber suits, I mean..."
Crow: "Okay, I got a question. Why doesn't he go straight for the flame?"
Joel: "Because the man is a professional. The man is a real class act."
Servo: "He's first-rate."
Servo: "No Japanese actors in rubber suits were killed during the making of this film."
And of course...Rex Dart - Eskimo Spy!
JOEL - Wow, these Klan meetings have really let themselves go.
CROW - Hey, he's got the Crystler Building on his hands there!
And the fact that Jet Jaguar looks just like Jack Nicholson was awesome.
"Saaaaaaaaaay..."
*ahem*
"Oh. Sorry."
I liked it when they mocked that kids annoying voice.
share"Oh look, he gets the all-idiot channel!"
Besides the fantastic riffing, the show features the infamous Orville Redenbacher spoof that has to be just about the funniest sketch the MST3K gang ever did. Crow as the power-mad Orville sadistically tormenting his sycophantic grandson is gut-bustingly funny. It's amazing they didn't get sued, lol.
Man: "Do you really think it will go?"
Kid: "You bet your life!"
Crow: "Say the secret word, and win a hundred dollars !"
Character: Some say they only existed in legend.
Crow: I wish this music existed in legend.