If the Mob had a blog on “Eddie Coyle”

If the Mob did posts on “Eddie Coyle,” it might be hilarious.
Here we go for starters:

Hey, youse guys. Does you think they shoulda popped da guy at the second bank? I mean, my friend Louie says definite, ya gotta show dese white shirts ya mean business. But myself, I figger once ya got the dough, no sense bringing da fuzz down on ya for a knock-off. What duz the resta youse guys think?