I know this is much later, but I have found Fun Lovin's barbershop speech. This is from the play so some of the words are changed and some are more graphic.
In my alley if you're hip to yourself that makes you hip to everybody else. I don't mean to be dipping into your business. Now I've been checking out you dudes talking about women, I'm going to let you peep a little of my game. All you need to get a woman is a strong rap. Hey! What'd I say? Every woman in the streets wants a piece of me. You dig it. They call me sweet Peter Jeter, the womb beater, the baby maker, the cradle shaker. The deer slayer, the buck binder and woman finder. I'm known from the Gold Coast to the rocky shores of Maine. Dig? Fun Loving is my name, and love is my game.I'm the bed tucker, the cock plucker, the mother fu##er. The milk shaker, the record breaker, the population maker. The gun slinger, the baby bringer, the humdinger, the pu##y ringer, the man with the terrible middle finger. I'm Fun Loving the hard hitter, the *beep* the poly-nuci gitter, the beast from the east. The judge, the sludge, the wimmen's pet, the men's fret, the *beep* pin-up boy. Fun Loving the dicker, the ass kicker, the cherry picker, the city slicker, the tiddy licker. I ain't giving up nothing but bubble gum and hard times. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum. I'm the man who walked the water and tied a whale's tail in a knot. I taught the fish how to swim, crossed the burning sand, and shook the devil's hand. I rode around the world on a snail, carrying a sack that said airmail. I walked forty-nine miles of barbed wire and used a cobra snake for a necktie. I took a hammer and a nail and built the world. Yes! I'm hemp the demp, the woman's pimp. I'm a bad dude. Women fight for my delights. Johnny Rip-Saw, the devil's son-in-law. I gave a highway patrolman a spedding ticket, and sold a blind man a flashlight. Oh yes! I roam the world, God knows I wander. Smoking stuff is where I get my thunder. I'm the only man in the world who knows why white milk makes yellow butter.....I even know where the lights go when you cut the switch off. Now I mightnot be the baddest man in the whole world, but I'm in the top two. And my father is getting old.
This was from the play and not the movie. They had some pretty decent talent in the play.
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