Vic Flange with Evelyn Blunt

Vic: Would you like a drink?
Evelyn: No thanks. I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic: Would you like a cigarette?
Evelyn: No thanks. I tried them once and didn't like it.
Vic: How many children have you got?
Evelyn: One. *penny drops*

An hour isn't an hour but a little bit of eternity in our hands