English food joke.


I love how they get served typical English meals when they go abroad such a simple joke but really funny.

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Sausagings, beans and chippings!

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"Is that all?"

"All? That's plentys."




"Its five minutes before nine, in Paris." -- Serrano/Manzon

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"Sausage n beans, sausage and chippin's or beans and chippin's thats choices no"?

Peter Butterworth's finest hour love his monologues with Kenneth Williams

"Mr Farkihars if its complenting on breakfastings it was nothings"!!

"Yes your so right it was NOTHINGS" Lol

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Brown Bristols soups!

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Brown Windsor

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I prefer the 'Licore de Amore' esp if it shows off Miss Plunkett in her undies!

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Beannings !!!!

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"Beautiful wine, for a beautiful lady"

"Well, was that supposed to be a compliment"

"Better taste the wine first"


PMSL

"You`re right, no human being would stack books like this" - Venkman (Ghostbusters)

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(Vic Flange pours a wine)

(Evelyn Blunt) "Not for me thank you"

(Vic Flange) "No?"

(Evelyn Blunt) "I tried it once and didn't like"

(Vic Flange) "Smoke?"

(Evelyn Blunt) "I tried it once and didn't like"

(Vic Flange) "Strange(!)"

(Evelyn Blunt) "Not at all, my daughter is just the same"

(Vic Flange) "Your ONLY daughter I presume(?)"

Absolutely hilarious!

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wow that's a new definition for funny!

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