frank spencer quotes
as my mother says on a monday its monday
share"Ohhhhh, Betty!" or "I've got plans Betty, I think I could do something with chickens"
lindsay
I love this show!!! Just bought em all on DVD! Michael Crawford is a genius, as a performer, singer and stunt man!!!!!!!!!! lol
Who would have thought the very man who said "Ooooh Betty!" would have made such a good Phantom!!!!
this face, the infection which poisons our love
"Sorry George, I wet the bed"
share
We'll put it out in the morning
this face, the infection which poisons our love
as my mother always said,no man who never did nothing never made any mistakes...yes.
share[deleted]
[deleted]
my fave quote is when Frank and Betty are at George's foolproof house:
Frank: "I spent half an hour looking for the chain [in the bathroom]"
Betty: "Well, there isn't one. Didn't you see the button?"
Frank: "Oooh! I thought that was a fire alarm!"
Gets me every time!
I don't believe in God...
It doesn't matter, He believes in you
- Count of Monte Cristo
Oooooh Betty The cats done a woopsie in my slipper
shareIn the "What word can precede these three words" scene in 'RAF Reunion':
FS: Cock!
T: I beg your pardon?
FS: Cock! Cock bird... cock-a-leg...
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?"
"I'm a man!"
"As my mother always said, no man who never did nothing never made any mistakes"- Frank Spencer
"I represent Lewis and Company. Whole-Iron Sale-Mongers!"
"oooooo...I think it's faulty!"
*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ You in't sin me, roight? Mark Williams. The Fast Show
"Case case! Card card! Sample sample!" or
"We'll put it in the corner and take it out in the morning!" or
"Deeeeeemonnnnn Kinnnggg, this is Deeeeeemonnnnnn Kinnnnggg!"
My personal favorite Spencer interchange (I hope I get this right):
Mr. Bedford: "Did you hear a noise?"
Frank: "Oh, that was the floorboards."
Mr. Bedford: "Pardon?"
Frank: "The good boards. Boards good they are, these boards floors."
And of course, the best Spencer quote of all:
"I'm sorry, George... I've wet the bed!"
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?"
[deleted]
Psychiatrist: What's your relationship like with your mother?
Frank: I'm her son.
...early one morning just as the sun was rising...
~only love and music are forever~