Favourite Quotes?

Beyond the iconic phrases like 'Ooh Betty' and 'She's done a whoopsie in my beret!', I've always found this to be an incredibly quotable show. Some of my faves include:

'It's his mother in law - he sat on her!'

'I'm a man!'

'You're not going in there, are you?'
'Yes'
'You fool! You foooool!'

*removes earplugs* 'Sorry about that, I was out on the rifle range'
'I know you were on the rifle range, you nearly wiped out half the squadron!'

'I have zero because I'm a herbert!'


What are some other users' favourite lines?