The dressing room scene...

York: "What are you a size 12? Do you want to change in there? Don't want everyone to know you're a size 12."

ET: (into the dressing room and begins to take her sweater off) : "Men always say they like skinny women. But what happens when you get between the sheets on a cold night. Then they like to know they're with a REAL woman."

Later in the movie, ET phoning York: "Is my husband in your thin, chicken-like arms?...look, you're not his type. He LIKES women to be a mess, that's why he's with me!"

From beginning to end, Taylor is incredibly entertaining.